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    <itunes:subtitle>We believe that people who love erotica are more than just faceless members sitting at a computer looking at photos of nameless models. We are a community, a cooperative, a society of people that are more than the dollar amount of their site memberships. </itunes:subtitle>
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    <itunes:summary>We believe that people who love erotica are more than just faceless members sitting at a computer looking at photos of nameless models. We are a community, a cooperative, a society of people that are more than the dollar amount of their site memberships. We are striving to combine community, subculture, artistic expression and erotica all at once.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take On In A Fight?</title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take On In A Fight?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:author>samguss</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>&lt;a href="http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5" style="display: block; background: url(http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/bb_badges/fight5.jpg) no-repeat; width: 296px; height: 84px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 42px; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; text-align: center; padding-top: 145px;"&gt;28&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;Created by OnePlusYou - &lt;a href="http://www.oneplusyou.com"&gt;Online Dating&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;lolol I'm with you on the cheap shots and hating them kiddies!</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[28Created by OnePlusYou - Online Dating


lolol I'm with you on the cheap shots and hating them kiddies!]]></description>
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<br /><br><br>lolol I'm with you on the cheap shots and hating them kiddies!]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:subtitle>How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take On In A Fight?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:author>Nao</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>&lt;a href="http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5" style="display: block; background: url(http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/bb_badges/fight5.jpg) no-repeat; width: 296px; height: 84px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 42px; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; text-align: center; padding-top: 145px;"&gt;25&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;Created by OnePlusYou - &lt;a href="http://www.oneplusyou.com"&gt;Online Dating Site&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

im in your playground, knocking out your kids</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[25Created by OnePlusYou - Online Dating Site

im in your playground, knocking out your kids]]></description>
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<br />im in your playground, knocking out your kids]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 01:33:33 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>The Unsaid Thread</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:author>MellyKitty</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>&lt;b&gt;Actually yes, this is awkward now. I'm leaving and don't expect to ever see or work with me again thanks.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[Actually yes, this is awkward now. I'm leaving and don't expect to ever see or work with me again thanks.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b>Actually yes, this is awkward now. I'm leaving and don't expect to ever see or work with me again thanks.</b><br type="_moz" />]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:creator>MellyKitty</dc:creator>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:26:17 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:</title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:author>MellyKitty</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>[quote post=&amp;quot;121260&amp;quot; level=&amp;quot;4&amp;quot; member=&amp;quot;Chromedioxide&amp;quot;][quote post=&amp;quot;121251&amp;quot; level=&amp;quot;3&amp;quot; member=&amp;quot;MellyKitty&amp;quot;]And that's where you went wrong&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(I'm just jokingly being an ass. I'm not a reanimated corpse expert, I'm the robot dismantling technical expert.;))[/quote]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sweet, you can just build a army of sentient droids to wipe out the zombies and sit back and enjoy with a cup of tea. &lt;img alt="" ...</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[Chromedioxide said:MellyKitty said:And that's where you went wrong

(I'm just jokingly being an ass. I'm not a reanimated corpse expert, I'm the robot dismantling technical expert.  )

Sweet, you can just build a army of sentient droids to wipe out the zombies and sit back and enjoy with a cup of tea. 


I think you misunderstood. I am a robot dismantling technical expert. Translation: Robot killer. All robots are evil. So I don't build them, I destroy them



*this does not include Johnny 5. He's the shit*]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="quote_level4" id="121260"><a href="/members/Chromedioxide/" class="pb">Chromedioxide<a> <a href="/forums/showpost.aspx?PostID=121260">said:</a><p></p><div class="quote_level3" id="121251"><a href="/members/MellyKitty/" class="pb">MellyKitty<a> <a href="/forums/showpost.aspx?PostID=121251">said:</a><p></p>And that's where you went wrong<br/><br/>(I'm just jokingly being an ass. I'm not a reanimated corpse expert, I'm the robot dismantling technical expert. <img src="http://i.deviantnation.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif"  height=24 width=19 align="middle" dnignore="true"> )</div><br/><br/>Sweet, you can just build a army of sentient droids to wipe out the zombies and sit back and enjoy with a cup of tea. <img alt="" src="http://i.deviantnation.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif" contenteditable="false" /><br/></div><br/><br/>I think you misunderstood. I am a robot <b>dismantling</b> technical expert. Translation: Robot killer. All robots are evil. So I don't build them, I destroy them<br/><br/><br/><br/>*this does not include Johnny 5. He's the shit*<br type="_moz" />]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:24:03 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:summary>[quote post=&amp;quot;121251&amp;quot; level=&amp;quot;3&amp;quot; member=&amp;quot;MellyKitty&amp;quot;]And that's where you went wrong&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(I'm just jokingly being an ass. I'm not a reanimated corpse expert, I'm the robot dismantling technical expert.;))[/quote]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sweet, you can just build a army of sentient droids to wipe out the zombies and sit back and enjoy with a cup of tea. &lt;img contenteditable="false" src="http://i.deviantnation.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br ...</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[MellyKitty said:And that's where you went wrong

(I'm just jokingly being an ass. I'm not a reanimated corpse expert, I'm the robot dismantling technical expert.  )

Sweet, you can just build a army of sentient droids to wipe out the zombies and sit back and enjoy with a cup of tea. 
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="quote_level3" id="121251"><a href="/members/MellyKitty/" class="pb">MellyKitty<a> <a href="/forums/showpost.aspx?PostID=121251">said:</a><p></p>And that's where you went wrong<br/><br/>(I'm just jokingly being an ass. I'm not a reanimated corpse expert, I'm the robot dismantling technical expert. <img src="http://i.deviantnation.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif"  height=24 width=19 align="middle" dnignore="true"> )</div><br/><br/>Sweet, you can just build a army of sentient droids to wipe out the zombies and sit back and enjoy with a cup of tea. <img contenteditable="false" src="http://i.deviantnation.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif" alt="" /><br/><br type="_moz" />]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 19:27:20 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:author>MellyKitty</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>And that's where you went wrong&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(I'm just jokingly being an ass. I'm not a reanimated corpse expert, I'm the robot dismantling technical expert.;))&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[And that's where you went wrong

(I'm just jokingly being an ass. I'm not a reanimated corpse expert, I'm the robot dismantling technical expert.  )]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[And that's where you went wrong<br/><br/>(I'm just jokingly being an ass. I'm not a reanimated corpse expert, I'm the robot dismantling technical expert. <img src="http://i.deviantnation.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif"  height=24 width=19 align="middle" dnignore="true"> )<br type="_moz" />]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:creator>MellyKitty</dc:creator>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:32:31 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>MissD</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>&lt;b&gt;&amp;nbsp;I hate that I see your face everywhere&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[ I hate that I see your face everywhere ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b> I hate that I see your face everywhere </b>]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:51:35 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:author>leezard</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>There are no &amp;quot;rules&amp;quot; its just something fun. i had no idea people would take it so seriously.&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[There are no "rules" its just something fun. i had no idea people would take it so seriously.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[There are no "rules" its just something fun. i had no idea people would take it so seriously.<br type="_moz" />]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:creator>leezard</dc:creator>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 13:51:55 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>The Unsaid Thread</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:author>TMFKABanana</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>&lt;b&gt;No one cares.&amp;nbsp; No one is &amp;quot;intrigued&amp;quot;.&amp;nbsp; No one thinks &amp;quot;Man, that girl is HOT H-O-T!&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp; Mostly, they think &amp;quot;Oh, there she goes flirting with ANOTHER one.&amp;nbsp; I'm sure she'll tell us ALLLLL about the sex she had in an attempt to sound like a sex kitten.&amp;nbsp; What a hoe bag.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Honey, you don't have to flirt with every human you come into contact with.&amp;nbsp; You don't have to tell us your kinky sex stories and about how you've fucked a ...</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[No one cares.  No one is "intrigued".  No one thinks "Man, that girl is HOT H-O-T!"  Mostly, they think "Oh, there she goes flirting with ANOTHER one.  I'm sure she'll tell us ALLLLL about the sex she had in an attempt to sound like a sex kitten.  What a hoe bag."

Honey, you don't have to flirt with every human you come into contact with.  You don't have to tell us your kinky sex stories and about how you've fucked a couple of strangers.  In fact, you don't have to tell us you've had sex at all.  Especially lots and lots of partners in a very short amount of time, none of which you seemed to know very well.  It doesn't make you sound sexy or more likable at all.  You don't have to do all of that for our attention.  I pinky swear that we will like you anyway.
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b>No one cares.  No one is "intrigued".  No one thinks "Man, that girl is HOT H-O-T!"  Mostly, they think "Oh, there she goes flirting with ANOTHER one.  I'm sure she'll tell us ALLLLL about the sex she had in an attempt to sound like a sex kitten.  What a hoe bag."<br/><br/>Honey, you don't have to flirt with every human you come into contact with.  You don't have to tell us your kinky sex stories and about how you've fucked a couple of strangers.  In fact, you don't have to tell us you've had sex at all.  Especially lots and lots of partners in a very short amount of time, none of which you seemed to know very well.  It doesn't make you sound sexy or more likable at all.  You don't have to do all of that for our attention.  I pinky swear that we will like you anyway.<br/></b><br type="_moz" />]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:47:51 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:author>Mayhem</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>see I was going on the theory that I had infinite ammo....&lt;br /&gt;
and that the noise rule wasnt being applied... that wasn't in the requirements! &lt;br /&gt;
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If that was the case I would want:&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;img alt="" src="http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/thumb/7/75/Energy-sword.jpg/300px-Energy-sword.jpg" /&gt;&amp;nbsp;Halo Energy Sword&lt;br /&gt;
And I would make up my own theme music like kronk&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" ...</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[see I was going on the theory that I had infinite ammo....
and that the noise rule wasnt being applied... that wasn't in the requirements! 

If that was the case I would want:

 Halo Energy Sword
And I would make up my own theme music like kronk



And my celebrity choice would have to be Milla Jovovich.. she has experience. ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[see I was going on the theory that I had infinite ammo....<br/>and that the noise rule wasnt being applied... that wasn't in the requirements! <br/><br/>If that was the case I would want:<br/><br/><img alt="" src="http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/thumb/7/75/Energy-sword.jpg/300px-Energy-sword.jpg" /> Halo Energy Sword<br/>And I would make up my own theme music like kronk<br/><br/><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XSjx0VtHikE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XSjx0VtHikE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
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<br />And my celebrity choice would have to be Milla Jovovich.. she has experience. ]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:creator>Mayhem</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:author>MellyKitty</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>&lt;b&gt;I'm sorry that I was such a bitch. I really did have fun with you that day&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[I'm sorry that I was such a bitch. I really did have fun with you that day]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b>I'm sorry that I was such a bitch. I really did have fun with you that day</b><br type="_moz" />]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:creator>MellyKitty</dc:creator>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:08:15 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Blackacidonkey</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>In Russia people like you have accidents all the time.&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Edited by &lt;a href="/members/Blackacidonkey"&gt;Blackacidonkey&lt;/a&gt; on : 8/26/2008 3:49 PM&lt;br&gt;Dum dee dum...</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[In Russia people like you have accidents all the time.

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Dum dee dum...]]></description>
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      <itunes:summary>&lt;b&gt;surprise, surprise - you're being creepy and self-important.&amp;nbsp; again.&lt;/b&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[surprise, surprise - you're being creepy and self-important.  again.]]></description>
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      <itunes:subtitle>You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:summary>Weapon: +12 Scimitar of Darkness...this is an example with out the +12 and darkness &lt;img height="198" width="140" src="http://school.ghs.edu/Shakespeare%2006/07%27/Elizabethan%20Homepage%20magnus%20and%20grant/Weapons/scimitar.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Song: Dimmu Borgir Puritanical or Metallica Call of Cthulu&lt;br /&gt;
Famous Person: Largo from Megatokyo he has bigger guns or if it has to be a real person Christopher Lambert&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;</itunes:summary>
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Song: Dimmu Borgir Puritanical or Metallica Call of Cthulu
Famous Person: Largo from Megatokyo he has bigger guns or if it has to be a real person Christopher Lambert]]></description>
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      <itunes:subtitle>You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:author>MellyKitty</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>[quote post=&amp;quot;121073&amp;quot; level=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot; member=&amp;quot;samguss&amp;quot;][quote post=&amp;quot;121066&amp;quot; level=&amp;quot;4&amp;quot; member=&amp;quot;MellyKitty&amp;quot;][quote post=&amp;quot;121050&amp;quot; level=&amp;quot;3&amp;quot; member=&amp;quot;Blackacidonkey&amp;quot;]Weapon: Lightsaber &lt;br /&gt;
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Music: Nothing, don&amp;acute;t want every fucking zombie coming my way. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Celebrity: Danny Trejo &lt;br /&gt;
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You folks should read the Zombie Survival Guide...[/quote]&lt;br /&gt;
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Hahahaha!!! Thats what ...</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[samguss said:MellyKitty said:Blackacidonkey said:Weapon: Lightsaber 

Music: Nothing, don&acute;t want every fucking zombie coming my way. 

Celebrity: Danny Trejo 

You folks should read the Zombie Survival Guide...

Hahahaha!!! Thats what I did if my post wasn't annoyingly obvious enough!

I'd kill zombies with you. You know whats up. 

Edited by MellyKitty on : 8/25/2008 9:31 PM
i forgot the heart

lolz exactly why I said I would not let myself get caught in a mall during a zombie attack. Too many other people that will probably turn.

Or those people would attract more zombies and make the whole situation a billion times worse. But from documentaries that I've seen regarding the subject of zombies in a mall, we should have the ability/chance to see a zombie baby
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="quote_level5" id="121073"><a href="/members/samguss/" class="pb">samguss<a> <a href="/forums/showpost.aspx?PostID=121073">said:</a><p></p><div class="quote_level4" id="121066"><a href="/members/MellyKitty/" class="pb">MellyKitty<a> <a href="/forums/showpost.aspx?PostID=121066">said:</a><p></p><div class="quote_level3" id="121050"><a href="/members/Blackacidonkey/" class="pb">Blackacidonkey<a> <a href="/forums/showpost.aspx?PostID=121050">said:</a><p></p>Weapon: Lightsaber <br/><br/>Music: Nothing, don&acute;t want every fucking zombie coming my way. <br/><br/>Celebrity: Danny Trejo <br/><br/>You folks should read the Zombie Survival Guide...</div><br/><br/>Hahahaha!!! Thats what I did if my post wasn't annoyingly obvious enough!<br/><br/>I'd kill zombies with you. You know whats up. <img width="32" height="22" src="http://i.deviantnation.com/i/emoticons/devil_heart.gif" alt="" contenteditable="false" /><br/><br/>Edited by <a href="/members/MellyKitty">MellyKitty</a> on : 8/25/2008 9:31 PM<br/>i forgot the heart</div><br/><br/>lolz exactly why I said I would not let myself get caught in a mall during a zombie attack. Too many other people that will probably turn.<br/></div><br/>Or those people would attract more zombies and make the whole situation a billion times worse. But from documentaries that I've seen regarding the subject of zombies in a mall, we should have the ability/chance to see a zombie baby<br/><br type="_moz" />]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:summary>Oh man let me find one tomorrow I will blow everyones minds hahahah</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:author>Nanachan</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>I was an ugly little duckling &amp;gt;.&amp;lt;&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:subtitle>How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take On In A Fight?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:author>Arin</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;

&lt;a href="http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5" style="display: block; background: url(http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/img/bb_badges/fight5.jpg) no-repeat; width: 296px; height: 84px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 42px; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; text-align: center; padding-top: 145px;"&gt;24&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;Created by OnePlusYou - &lt;a href="http://www.oneplusyou.com"&gt;Free Online Dating&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:subtitle>You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:author>samguss</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>[quote post=&amp;quot;121066&amp;quot; level=&amp;quot;4&amp;quot; member=&amp;quot;MellyKitty&amp;quot;][quote post=&amp;quot;121050&amp;quot; level=&amp;quot;3&amp;quot; member=&amp;quot;Blackacidonkey&amp;quot;]Weapon: Lightsaber &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Music: Nothing, don&amp;acute;t want every fucking zombie coming my way. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Celebrity: Danny Trejo &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You folks should read the Zombie Survival Guide...[/quote]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hahahaha!!! Thats what I did if my post wasn't annoyingly obvious enough!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'd kill ...</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[MellyKitty said:Blackacidonkey said:Weapon: Lightsaber 

Music: Nothing, don&acute;t want every fucking zombie coming my way. 

Celebrity: Danny Trejo 

You folks should read the Zombie Survival Guide...

Hahahaha!!! Thats what I did if my post wasn't annoyingly obvious enough!

I'd kill zombies with you. You know whats up. 

Edited by MellyKitty on : 8/25/2008 9:31 PM
i forgot the heart

lolz exactly why I said I would not let myself get caught in a mall during a zombie attack. Too many other people that will probably turn.
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="quote_level4" id="121066"><a href="/members/MellyKitty/" class="pb">MellyKitty<a> <a href="/forums/showpost.aspx?PostID=121066">said:</a><p></p><div class="quote_level3" id="121050"><a href="/members/Blackacidonkey/" class="pb">Blackacidonkey<a> <a href="/forums/showpost.aspx?PostID=121050">said:</a><p></p>Weapon: Lightsaber <br/><br/>Music: Nothing, don&acute;t want every fucking zombie coming my way. <br/><br/>Celebrity: Danny Trejo <br/><br/>You folks should read the Zombie Survival Guide...</div><br/><br/>Hahahaha!!! Thats what I did if my post wasn't annoyingly obvious enough!<br/><br/>I'd kill zombies with you. You know whats up. <img height="22" contenteditable="false" width="32" alt="" src="http://i.deviantnation.com/i/emoticons/devil_heart.gif" /><br/><br/>Edited by <a href="/members/MellyKitty">MellyKitty</a> on : 8/25/2008 9:31 PM<br/>i forgot the heart</div><br/><br/>lolz exactly why I said I would not let myself get caught in a mall during a zombie attack. Too many other people that will probably turn.<br/><br type="_moz" />]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:summary>[quote post=&amp;quot;121050&amp;quot; level=&amp;quot;3&amp;quot; member=&amp;quot;Blackacidonkey&amp;quot;]Weapon: Lightsaber &lt;br /&gt;
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Music: Nothing, don&amp;acute;t want every fucking zombie coming my way. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Celebrity: Danny Trejo &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You folks should read the Zombie Survival Guide...[/quote]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hahahaha!!! Thats what I did if my post wasn't annoyingly obvious enough!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'd kill zombies with you. You know whats up. &lt;img width="32" height="22" ...</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[Blackacidonkey said:Weapon: Lightsaber 

Music: Nothing, don&acute;t want every fucking zombie coming my way. 

Celebrity: Danny Trejo 

You folks should read the Zombie Survival Guide...

Hahahaha!!! Thats what I did if my post wasn't annoyingly obvious enough!

I'd kill zombies with you. You know whats up. 

Edited by MellyKitty on : 8/25/2008 9:31 PM
i forgot the heart]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="quote_level3" id="121050"><a href="/members/Blackacidonkey/" class="pb">Blackacidonkey<a> <a href="/forums/showpost.aspx?PostID=121050">said:</a><p></p>Weapon: Lightsaber <br/><br/>Music: Nothing, don&acute;t want every fucking zombie coming my way. <br/><br/>Celebrity: Danny Trejo <br/><br/>You folks should read the Zombie Survival Guide...</div><br/><br/>Hahahaha!!! Thats what I did if my post wasn't annoyingly obvious enough!<br/><br/>I'd kill zombies with you. You know whats up. <img width="32" height="22" src="http://i.deviantnation.com/i/emoticons/devil_heart.gif" contenteditable="false" alt="" /><br type="_moz" /><br /><br />Edited by <a href="/members/MellyKitty">MellyKitty</a> on : 8/25/2008 9:31 PM<br>i forgot the heart]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:summary>Inspired by &lt;a href="http://deviantnation.com/members/mayhem" class="member" rel="tag"&gt;Mayhem&lt;/a&gt;'s thread http://www.deviantnation.com/forums/Random+Fun/120908 i thought it would be fun to post our yearbook photos.&lt;br /&gt;
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so here's one of mine from 1989, when i was 14&lt;br /&gt;
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      <description><![CDATA[Inspired by Mayhem's thread  http://www.deviantnation.com/forums/Random+Fun/120908  i thought it would be fun to post our yearbook photos.

so here's one of mine from 1989, when i was 14

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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Inspired by <a href="http://deviantnation.com/members/mayhem" class="member" rel="tag">Mayhem</a>'s thread  <a href="http://www.deviantnation.com/forums/Random+Fun/120908" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.deviantnation.com/forums/Random+Fun/120908</a>  i thought it would be fun to post our yearbook photos.<br/><br/>so here's one of mine from 1989, when i was 14<br/><br/><img src="http://i.deviantnation.com/m/142204" alt="" /><br type="_moz" />]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:author>Blackacidonkey</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Weapon: Lightsaber &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Music: Nothing, don&amp;acute;t want every fucking zombie coming my way. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Celebrity: Danny Trejo &lt;br /&gt;
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You folks should read the Zombie Survival Guide...&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;</itunes:summary>
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Music: Nothing, don&acute;t want every fucking zombie coming my way. 

Celebrity: Danny Trejo 

You folks should read the Zombie Survival Guide...]]></description>
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      <itunes:author>MellyKitty</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Let it be said that I would not fight zombies with any of you. You would all die.&lt;br /&gt;
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All your guns are useless without a silencer. You guys would be attracting zombies from miles away. As far as a chainsaw, your fuel is finite and it's loud and heavy. A flamethrower can cause more harm than good. Zombies don't feel pain so they can still pursue you while on fire. Again, the fuel is expensive and finite.&lt;br /&gt;
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For short range hand to hand combat you would want something to ...</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[Let it be said that I would not fight zombies with any of you. You would all die.

All your guns are useless without a silencer. You guys would be attracting zombies from miles away. As far as a chainsaw, your fuel is finite and it's loud and heavy. A flamethrower can cause more harm than good. Zombies don't feel pain so they can still pursue you while on fire. Again, the fuel is expensive and finite.

For short range hand to hand combat you would want something to destroy the brain with that will not attract more zombies. Ex: Machete or crowbar. You would also need more than just one weapon.

You wouldn't want music playing, again, noise will attract zombies.

And you shouldn't choose a famous person. Unless you know that person very well, how do you know how they will act under pressure? Even if you know that person very how do you know they can maintain their composure when an outbreak happens?

That being said:
Crossbow (for a silent longer range attack) or a crowbar for short range combat (depending on how the situation happens I'd like to be prepared for either.)
Fuck The World- Tiger Army (in ipod form so as not to attract zombies and very quiet so I can still hear my surroundings.)
Tiger Woods (because I know he'll be able to whack the shit out of something if need be and he also appears good under pressure.)]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Let it be said that I would not fight zombies with any of you. You would all die.<br/><br/>All your guns are useless without a silencer. You guys would be attracting zombies from miles away. As far as a chainsaw, your fuel is finite and it's loud and heavy. A flamethrower can cause more harm than good. Zombies don't feel pain so they can still pursue you while on fire. Again, the fuel is expensive and finite.<br/><br/>For short range hand to hand combat you would want something to destroy the brain with that will not attract more zombies. Ex: Machete or crowbar. You would also need more than just one weapon.<br/><br/>You wouldn't want music playing, again, noise will attract zombies.<br/><br/>And you shouldn't choose a famous person. Unless you know that person very well, how do you know how they will act under pressure? Even if you know that person very how do you know they can maintain their composure when an outbreak happens?<br/><br/>That being said:<br/>Crossbow (for a silent longer range attack) or a crowbar for short range combat (depending on how the situation happens I'd like to be prepared for either.)<br/>Fuck The World- Tiger Army (in ipod form so as not to attract zombies and very quiet so I can still hear my surroundings.)<br/>Tiger Woods (because I know he'll be able to whack the shit out of something if need be and he also appears good under pressure.)<br type="_moz" />]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:author>Sadie</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>my best friend was her last year for halloween. it was pretty awesome &amp;lt;3 &lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[my best friend was her last year for halloween. it was pretty awesome &lt;3 ]]></description>
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      <itunes:subtitle>How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take On In A Fight?</itunes:subtitle>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 13:59:30 GMT</pubDate>
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