[Deviant Nation] Alyak's Journal

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Alyak — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:16:18 GMT

I love my new job

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Alyak — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 21:21:20 GMT

I know in the internet world this was 20000 years ago..

but..

It makes me laugh.

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Alyak — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:12:12 GMT

yay!!

Stolen from Arin kinda..you may of read some of this before.

Alyak — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 05:40:19 GMT

- I watch futurama with the commentaries on. David X. Cohen is possibly one of the funniest men alive.
-I never learned to ride a bike, I crashed into a tree one day, and basically said "screw this, i'm walking" and never looked back
-I taught myself to swim.
-When I was in high school, a friend and I would go out at night and swing towards the moon.
-I love chitlins and yes, i know exactly what they are.
-I was obsessed with Bruce Lee when I was younger, although the obsession has mellowed out a bit as I've grown up, it certainly isnt gone.
-I will not eat oriental ramen noodles because thejuanupsman told me that orientals can mean asian people, and i somehow convinced myself that I was eating bruce lee. Even though I know I am not eating asian people, I cant bring myself to eat them.
-My great grandpa used to tame mustangs. He was a real cool guy and was my best friend when I was younger.
- I discovered my love for octous when I was watching a documentry and I had never seen a more fascinating creature, just its habits it would amaze me. It has a lot of personality.
- My parents sometimes call me Riley because I quote from the boondocks so much and can make my voice like his.
-I have a fear of escaladers because when I was younger my shoelace got caught in it.
-I used to feed my cat sheba gummy worms when I was younger.
-I learned at work that if you throw a peep into a deep fryer..nothing happens. it just floats like it is in water.
- I used to model for target and marshall fields when I was younger. The day I quit was when I had a hair stylist have no idea what to do with my hair, being mixed my hair is a little corser. There were a lot of tears and I stopped wanting to do it then.
- I was an extra in Mighty Ducks Two. I walk with my mom and point at them on their skates.
-My favorite movies when I was younger were The Usual Suspects and The Professional
-I cry everytime Raphael is in the tub passed out in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film.
- When I was younger I think my father had to read me James and the Giant Peach, and Prince and the Pauper on a monthly basis.
-I had all of the ninja turtles dolls when I was younger, and I would play fight with my dads friends...but there was one rule.. raphael could never lose, and when one of dads newer friends came and beat raphael, i brutally accused him of cheating because..well..raphael never loses.
-When thejuanupsman would host D&D games when I was a toddler, he would have me come out to be the baby bear..and I would run towards his friends rawring.
-When I first played a game similar to D&D and my character died, I cried.
-When I was younger I would put a pot on my head, hold a spachula and carry a pot top and run around screaming "imma warrior" and hit my uncle on the knee with the spachula.
- When I was little and sick the same said uncle, put on my tutu, fairy wings and underpants on his head and dance around and make me laugh. He managed to make my temp drop simply by doing that.
-I knew the whole dance scene to dirty dancing when I was around 3. My cousin Latoya and I often played it out.
-By the age of 10, I knew how to perfectly master unwrapping and rewrapping gifts.

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Alyak — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:42:23 GMT

So my consultation for the tattoo is tomorrow. He asked me to bring in a few ideas.. so I have a few photos picked out for it all. In addition to the octopus being in the center.. just hanging in the background will be a starfish, jellyfish, clownfish, seahorse and a sea turtle..oh and some coral hanging out. Cant really think of any other sea creatures..and i dont want it to get crowded, but if you have an idea for a cool.. marine life...like creature..let me know.. NOT the montauk monster

I have been having the craziest dreams lately, just straight up weird..Couple days ago I dreamed that the world was coming to its end, and the sky was black and nothing really happened to give me that idea..but in my mind it was.. the second strange dream I had.. was today where i had assaulted someone with some friend of mine..like beat the crap out of him..in fairness he did something really bad to us...however i cant remember what it was.. so i was fleeing from the law..its all been kind of strange..Maybe i should cut down on my prison break and heroes intake.

This is my last week at my current job before I switch to a different one..that may allow me to sleep past 4am. So bonus there. Hopefully everything works out and I pick it all up quickly. I think I will.

Also I discovered spongebob squarepants' voice is done by tom kenney (sp) i am contemplating putting a hit out on him.

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Alyak — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:19:05 GMT

i have figured out what I am getting tattoo wise and will be setting up my appointment with Mr. Dittmer tomorrow.

I couldnt think of anything small, so i will just get what I wanted in the first place.

I guess its like they say.

Go big or Go home.

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Alyak — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:02:17 GMT

EVERYONE GO GIVE A BIG WARM WELCOME TO SAGEFRANCIS!

!!!!!!!!!!!

21

Alyak — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:41:42 GMT

I turn 21 in exactly a month from today :)

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Alyak — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 23:08:19 GMT

I posted this in an old journal..

but this is basically the only words to describe how i feel right now

I got a watergun
I keep it in my mouth
It keeps me safe from the things i like to speak about
But words are leakin' out
And all these smiles that i crack
Are like a dam on the verge of collapse
There ain't no turnin' back
In fact i can't hold down my fluids
Can't retract statements
Without water displacement

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Alyak — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:03:59 GMT

im pretty frustrated with a lot of things lately.

A LOT of things.

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Alyak — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:29:59 GMT

i have purchased entirely too many dvds in the last 2 days..

14 box sets.

now i am watching a prison break marathon.

stolen from a bunch of people.

Alyak — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 03:03:43 GMT

This is Entertainment Weekly's Top 100 movies of the last 25 years list.

- Bold the ones you have seen.
- Underline the ones you own.
- Put an asterisk after the movie title* if you really liked it.

1. Pulp Fiction (1994)
2. The Lord of the Rings trilogy (2001-03)
3. Titanic (1997)
4. Blue Velvet (1986)
5. Toy Story (1995)
6. Saving Private Ryan (1998)
7. Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
8. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
9. Die Hard (1988)
10. Moulin Rouge (2001)
11. This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
12. The Matrix (1999)
13. GoodFellas (1990)*
14. Crumb (1995)
15. Edward Scissorhands (1990)
16. Boogie Nights (1997)
17. Jerry Maguire (1996)
18. Do the Right Thing (1989)
19. Casino Royale (2006)
20. The Lion King (1994)
21. Schindler's List (1993)
22. Rushmore (1998)
23. Memento (2001) *
24. A Room With a View (1986)
25. Shrek (2001)
26. Hoop Dreams (1994)
27. Aliens (1986)
28. Wings of Desire (1988)
29. The Bourne Supremacy (2004)
30. When Harry Met Sally... (1989) *
31. Brokeback Mountain (2005)
32. Fight Club (1999)
33. The Breakfast Club (1985)
34. Fargo (1996)
35. The Incredibles (2004)*
36. Spider-Man 2 (2004)
37. Pretty Woman (1990)*
38. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
39. The Sixth Sense (1999)
40. Speed (1994)
41. Dazed and Confused (1993)
42. Clueless (1995)
43. Gladiator (2000)
44. The Player (1992)
45. Rain Man (1988)
46. Where is number 46?
47. Men in Black (1997)
48. Scarface (1983)
49. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
50. The Piano (1993)
51. There Will Be Blood (2007)
52. The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad (1988)
53. The Truman Show (1998)
54. Fatal Attraction (1987)
55. Risky Business (1983)
56. The Lives of Others (2006)
57. There’s Something About Mary (1998)
58. Ghostbusters (1984)
59. L.A. Confidential (1997)
60. Scream (1996)
61. Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
62. Sex, Lies and Videotape (1989)
63. Big (1988)
64. No Country For Old Men (2007)*
65. Dirty Dancing (1987)
66. Natural Born Killers (1994)
67. Donnie Brasco (1997)
68. Witness (1985)
69. All About My Mother (1999)
70. Broadcast News (1987)
71. Unforgiven (1992)
72. Thelma & Louise (1991)
73. Office Space (1999)*
74. Drugstore Cowboy (1989)
75. Out of Africa (1985)
76. The Departed (2006)*
77. Sid and Nancy (1986)
78. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
79. Waiting for Guffman (1996)
80. Michael Clayton (2007)
81. Moonstruck (1987)
82. Lost in Translation (2003)
83. Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987)
84. Sideways (2004)
85. The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)
86. Y Tu Mamá También (2002)
87. Swingers (1996)
88. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)*
89. Breaking the Waves (1996)
90. Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
91. Back to the Future (1985)
92. Menace II Society (1993)
93. Ed Wood (1994)
94. Full Metal Jacket (1987)
95. In the Mood for Love (2001)
96. Far From Heaven (2002)
97. Glory (1989)
98. The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)
99. The Blair Witch Project (1999)
100. South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)

54ish(had to do something and dont want to recount/100

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Alyak — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 01:00:38 GMT

I recently changed over to Linux, so far I enjoy it, there are a few things that take some getting used to and my friend john has distilled this fear of the terminal button in me..so i just don't touch it, and if i need help adding something i just ask him.

To be honest life is pretty unexciting for me right now... i got around to taking some new photos a couple days ago, and hope to take even more later this week but besides that.. it is mostly just work..

ive been trying to not be such a hermit, but it is kind of hard cause its so hot out and usually all the people i normally hang out with.. dont get off work till around 10 or later.. which is when i have to go to bed..

dont know guess i am rambling here..

i wish i had better confidence and was less shy sometimes.

I turn 21 in exactly 2 months from yesterday.

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Alyak — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 12:51:18 GMT

Everyone say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to thejuanupsman

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Alyak — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:07:36 GMT

itis. i has it.
(edited because people arent familiar with the boondocks 'itis' so here is the episode)

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Alyak — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:28:04 GMT

the past journal has been passed by.. so i can share something that made my heart break a little..

Brian Rolston got traded to tampa bay :( for another draft pick..

But is a free agent...tomorrow...

So i am a little confused.. and there is talk about the wild trying to pick him back up...

i dont get if this was a smart move for the wild.. or for tampa bay.. or for both? possibly for neither?

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Alyak — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:53:24 GMT

On Saturday I went to pride with a couple of my friends i had a ton of fun and a blast..but there was one girl that.. my friend leah briefly knew that decided to tag along and i almost hit her in the face by some racial comment she made. Aside from that when we finally ditched her successfully, we went back to old chicago here, and had the worse service ever.. now i worked in a perkins for almost a year, so i am pretty leniant when it comes to servers.. i understand what it is like..but this guy was a complete douchebag.. he messed up a calzone.. 3 times..like completely wrong ingrediants for 2.. and the third.. was so cold that the cheese didnt melt...inside a calzone...you shouldnt still see strands of cheese. took him 20 minutes to get a beer.. 10 minutes to get water...just overall frustrating..so we left him a condom we got as a tip..

Things have been weird lately, ive been crabby, distant, irrational, and things like that.. i also tried to briefly quit smoking which.. just escaladed the entire event..

hope everyone is well.

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Alyak — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 07:02:32 GMT

sick with adrenaline

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Alyak — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 22:56:36 GMT

a long time ago..

before most of you knew me..

but some of you may remember..

i was chaos.

and i kind of miss chaos.

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Alyak — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:52:38 GMT

Riley and Uncle Ruckus are the funniest characters to ever be created....ever.

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Alyak — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:02:54 GMT

george carlin

RIP

you will be sorely missed.

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/06/23/carlin.obit/?imw=Y&iref=mpstoryemail

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Alyak — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 01:13:21 GMT

I got a watergun
I keep it in my mouth
It keeps me safe from the things i like to speak about
But words are leakin' out
And all these smiles that i crack
Are like a dam on the verge of collapse
There ain't no turnin' back
In fact i can't hold down my fluids
Can't retract statements
Without water displacement

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Alyak — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:43:22 GMT

Members Only Journal

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Alyak — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 15:04:40 GMT

HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO ALL THE DN DADDYS! :)

it's raining..

Alyak — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 00:16:30 GMT

I ended up going to a coffee shop up here with a friend of mine, it was a real beautiful day out.. but i ended up feeling sick like 2 hours later.. i think it was just a combination of things i werent used to..

Anyway on a another note.. here is a video i enjoy.