[Deviant Nation] Autumn's Journal

new set, jury duty is over, and my boss is an asshole

Autumn — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:22:23 GMT

My first set went live today here on Deviant Nation.
Jasmine did a great job while I was visiting Vegas back in May... haha.

For those of you wondering why the set took place in two different locations,
well, the cops came and made us leave halfway through the set, which really
sucked. All the bums were watching me get naked and they were worried
about my safety. But I think it turned out just fine and dandy in the end :]

In other news, I got out of jury duty. I sat around, read New Moon, waited,
waited and waited some more, answered a bunch of questions and wasn't
chosen for the jury. Which I am so glad about! Luckily I don't have to worry
about doing that again for another two years!

Oh, and, I hate my job. My boss is a real fucking prick and told me that I could
no longer leave my desk. Which doesn't exactly work since I am everyones
assistant and numerous times a day I am back in the copy room scanning
everyones shit. So fuck him, I am so fucking over this job.

jury duty calls

Autumn — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:51:58 GMT

fuck my life.

I have jury duty tomorrow.
$17 for the day.
Are you fucking kidding me?

Who knows some good ways to get out of it, so
I only have to go tomorrow? I have thought of:
I'm racist, I'm sexist, I know someone involved,
I cant/wont pay attention, jury nullification...

puppyface!!

Autumn — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:04:28 GMT

I want this lil girl!! She is a chinese pug/boston terrier!

I love boston terriers in general and I love how her little
eyes are on the side of her head like a shark! hahaha.
So cute! I wish I could have her at my apartment...

denver loves me &new tattoo

Autumn — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:43:57 GMT

Denver was good. I always look forward to eating when I travel and
I really had nothing but good food both times that I went to Denver.
The boy is totally in love with me. He's guest spotting in Salt Lake
for a week next month. We get along so well, we'll see how living
together for a week pans out. I am excited to see!

Andy tattooed me while I was there. I had meant to tattoo a little something
on him, but we got a little frisky at his shop and ended up doing other things :]

I look like a tard holding my arm like this

1010101010

Autumn — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:05:37 GMT

10 things you wish you could say to ten different people right now:
- Thank you for being my best friend &letting me cry on your shoulder
- I miss you &I wish that my mom never left you
- This is harder for me than I ever want you to think
- If I was gay, you would be my girlfriend
- I hope we grow closer the older that you get
- I appreciate you more than you could ever know or imagine
- You will always have a piece of my heart, no matter where the both of us end up
- Our secret is safe with me &I love you more than you will probably ever know
- Leave him; You are better off without him, stop hurting yourself and stop letting him hurt you
- I have never been insulted more in my life than I was by you in that one short week
- We have never been close, but the happiest day of my life &the closest we have ever been was one year ago when you told me you were divorcing him

9 Things about yourself:
- I actually do need my glasses or I cant drive at night
- I dont eat the corners of fries
- I would live in booty shorts &thigh highs if i could
- I usually only brush my teeth once a day
- I have had laser hair removal &it hurts more than getting tattooed
- I wear black nearly everyday
- I graduated early
- I want to travel more than anything
- I have the most fucked up dreams ever &I love them

8 ways to win your heart:
- Be my travel companion
- Dont sleep or try to sleep with my friends
- Take me on dates or vacations
- Surprise me, but dont tell me that you have a surprise for me
- If you want to tell me you love me, wait until you mean it
- Shower me with kisses &cuddle me often
- Make me laugh
- Know that you are attractive, but dont be cocky, egotistical, conceited, narcissistic or vain

7 awesome movies:
- American Psycho
- American Beauty
- American History X
- Little Miss Sunshine
- Fido
- 28 days/weeks later
- anything Disney Pixar

6 things you do before you fall asleep:
- Try to remember to brush my teeth
- Set my alarm
- Get naked
- Toss
- Turn
- Snuggle

5 people who mean a lot:
- Tiffany
- Opa
- Kyle Riley
- Jen
- Jenn

4 things you're wearing right now:
- Black pants
- Grey comfy aa shirt
- Teal cardigan
- Black glasses

3 songs that you listen to often (currently):
- Chariots Rise - Lizzie West
- True Affection - The Blow
- 15 Block - Sims

2 things you want to do before you die:
-Travel the world
- Get a sphynx

1 confession:
I havent been as broke as I am now in a very very long time

new ladies

Autumn — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:51:08 GMT

Everyone go add my lovely friend Jasmine.
She took my first set, that should be going live soon!! Weeeeee

http://deviantnation.com/photographers/Jasminexxx

Also add Brandilyn, she took two sets for me as well. Yay!!

http://deviantnation.com/photographers/tattooedapple

Dear Jesus

Autumn — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:11:23 GMT

Dear Jesus,

When I am done writing this letter
I am going to throw it in the garbage
because at least the garbage is real.

keep it real garbage head.

[wonder showzen]

denver, flowers and sets

Autumn — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:01:37 GMT

- Andy is in Sturgis tattooing old motorcycle dudes for the next 10 days, so I wont be able to talk to him. That pretty much sucks. But on August 14th, I go back to Denver for a few days.

- While I am in Denver, Brandilyn is taking more sets for me. I have two in queue that she took last time. I am also trying to persuade her into joining DN. This was a project I took on back when I went to Denver a month ago.

- Sometime in August my first set will go live and I am soooo excited. Jasmine took it for me in Vegas [it involved some bums and cops. haha. oh the joys of shooting outdoors!!]

- I was bitter and sad about another awful site doing me wrong, but yesterday Clint sent me these beautiful flowers to cheer me up. He's a good friend, but just that, a friend.

weekend plans

Autumn — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:15:56 GMT

Andy comes in town last night. I can't believe it was just three weeks ago that I was in Denver having one of the best weekends of my life!

He surprised me last weekend, after I bought tickets to Denver mid-August. He showed up on Sunday, to spend a night with me. We had an amazing time. I have missed him so much since Monday... and after he leaves this weekend, I wont see him for nearly another 3 weeks!

We are going to see Step Brothers after the Farmers Market tomorrow morning. I am so excited, I have been waiting for this one. We're also going to Park City on Sunday, it should be fun.

californication

Autumn — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:15:10 GMT

I watched the first half of Californication on Tuesday
&I finished the season last night. Its really good.

I don't know how serious I can take David Duchovny,
since he was Fox Mulder &all. haha. But he is actually
pretty damn good looking in this show.

10+ hour shifts

Autumn — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:53:30 GMT

they're killin me. but having three day weekends will be worth it!
i'm ok with working two jobs, 12 hours between the two, but stick
me in one place for 11 hours and i'm about to murder someone.

i cant wait to see the dark knight!

how is everyone???

mine!!

Autumn — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:01:40 GMT

i just bought:

and:

also: Boogie Nights, Fido, Secretary, Wedding Crashers,
The Ice Harvest, The Truman Show and Rosemary's Baby.

and:

i also still need:
- a new apartment
- a new windshield
- a kitchen table
- a tv stand
- a new couch
- a bike

56/100: Movies

Autumn — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 01:28:32 GMT

This is Entertainment Weekly's Top 100 movies of the last 25 years list.

- Bold the ones you have seen.
- Underline the ones you own.
- Put an asterisk after the movie title* if you really liked it.

1. Pulp Fiction (1994)*
2. The Lord of the Rings trilogy (2001-03)
3. Titanic (1997)*
4. Blue Velvet (1986)*
5. Toy Story (1995)*
6. Saving Private Ryan (1998)
7. Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
8. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)*
9. Die Hard (1988)*
10. Moulin Rouge (2001)*
11. This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
12. The Matrix (1999)*
13. GoodFellas (1990)*
14. Crumb (1995)
15. Edward Scissorhands (1990)*
16. Boogie Nights (1997)*
17. Jerry Maguire (1996)
18. Do the Right Thing (1989)
19. Casino Royale (2006)
20. The Lion King (1994)*
21. Schindler's List (1993)
22. Rushmore (1998)
23. Memento (2001)
24. A Room With a View (1986)
25. Shrek (2001)
26. Hoop Dreams (1994)
27. Aliens (1986)
28. Wings of Desire (1988)
29. The Bourne Supremacy (2004)
30. When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
31. Brokeback Mountain (2005)
32. Fight Club (1999)*
33. The Breakfast Club (1985)*
34. Fargo (1996)*
35. The Incredibles (2004)*
36. Spider-Man 2 (2004)
37. Pretty Woman (1990)*
38. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)*
39. The Sixth Sense (1999)
40. Speed (1994)*
41. Dazed and Confused (1993)
42. Clueless (1995)*
43. Gladiator (2000)
44. The Player (1992)
45. Rain Man (1988)
46. Where is number 46?
47. Men in Black (1997)
48. Scarface (1983)
49. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
50. The Piano (1993)
51. There Will Be Blood (2007)
52. The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad (1988)
53. The Truman Show (1998)*
54. Fatal Attraction (1987)
55. Risky Business (1983)
56. The Lives of Others (2006)
57. There’s Something About Mary (1998)
58. Ghostbusters (1984)
59. L.A. Confidential (1997)
60. Scream (1996)
61. Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
62. Sex, Lies and Videotape (1989)
63. Big (1988)*
64. No Country For Old Men (2007)
65. Dirty Dancing (1987)
66. Natural Born Killers (1994)*
67. Donnie Brasco (1997)
68. Witness (1985)
69. All About My Mother (1999)
70. Broadcast News (1987)
71. Unforgiven (1992)
72. Thelma & Louise (1991)
73. Office Space (1999)*
74. Drugstore Cowboy (1989)
75. Out of Africa (1985)
76. The Departed (2006)*
77. Sid and Nancy (1986)
78. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
79. Waiting for Guffman (1996)
80. Michael Clayton (2007)
81. Moonstruck (1987)
82. Lost in Translation (2003)
83. Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987)
84. Sideways (2004)
85. The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)*
86. Y Tu Mamá También (2002)
87. Swingers (1996)
88. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)*
89. Breaking the Waves (1996)
90. Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
91. Back to the Future (1985)*
92. Menace II Society (1993)
93. Ed Wood (1994)
94. Full Metal Jacket (1987)
95. In the Mood for Love (2001)
96. Far From Heaven (2002)
97. Glory (1989)
98. The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)
99. The Blair Witch Project (1999)
100. South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)

56/100: Movies

Autumn — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 01:25:38 GMT

This is Entertainment Weekly's Top 100 movies of the last 25 years list. - Bold the ones you have seen. - Underline the ones you own. - Put an asterisk after the movie title* if you really liked it. 1. Pulp Fiction (1994)* 2. The Lord of the Rings trilogy (2001-03) 3. Titanic (1997)* 4. Blue Velvet (1986)* 5. Toy Story (1995)* 6. Saving Private Ryan (1998) 7. Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) 8. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)* 9. Die Hard (1988)* 10. Moulin Rouge (2001)* 11. This Is Spinal Tap (1984) 12. The Matrix (1999)* 13. GoodFellas (1990)* 14. Crumb (1995) 15. Edward Scissorhands (1990)* 16. Boogie Nights (1997)* 17. Jerry Maguire (1996) 18. Do the Right Thing (1989) 19. Casino Royale (2006) 20. The Lion King (1994)* 21. Schindler's List (1993) 22. Rushmore (1998) 23. Memento (2001) 24. A Room With a View (1986) 25. Shrek (2001) 26. Hoop Dreams (1994) 27. Aliens (1986) 28. Wings of Desire (1988) 29. The Bourne Supremacy (2004) 30. When Harry Met Sally... (1989) 31. Brokeback Mountain (2005) 32. Fight Club (1999)* 33. The Breakfast Club (1985)* 34. Fargo (1996)* 35. The Incredibles (2004)* 36. Spider-Man 2 (2004) 37. Pretty Woman (1990)* 38. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)* 39. The Sixth Sense (1999) 40. Speed (1994)* 41. Dazed and Confused (1993) 42. Clueless (1995)* 43. Gladiator (2000) 44. The Player (1992) 45. Rain Man (1988) 46. Where is number 46? 47. Men in Black (1997) 48. Scarface (1983) 49. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) 50. The Piano (1993) 51. There Will Be Blood (2007) 52. The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad (1988) 53. The Truman Show (1998)* 54. Fatal Attraction (1987) 55. Risky Business (1983) 56. The Lives of Others (2006) 57. There’s Something About Mary (1998) 58. Ghostbusters (1984) 59. L.A. Confidential (1997) 60. Scream (1996) 61. Beverly Hills Cop (1984) 62. Sex, Lies and Videotape (1989) 63. Big (1988)* 64. No Country For Old Men (2007) 65. Dirty Dancing (1987) 66. Natural Born Killers (1994)* 67. Donnie Brasco (1997) 68. Witness (1985) 69. All About My Mother (1999) 70. Broadcast News (1987) 71. Unforgiven (1992) 72. Thelma & Louise (1991) 73. Office Space (1999)* 74. Drugstore Cowboy (1989) 75. Out of Africa (1985) 76. The Departed (2006)* 77. Sid and Nancy (1986) 78. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) 79. Waiting for Guffman (1996) 80. Michael Clayton (2007) 81. Moonstruck (1987) 82. Lost in Translation (2003) 83. Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987) 84. Sideways (2004) 85. The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)* 86. Y Tu Mamá También (2002) 87. Swingers (1996) 88. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)* 89. Breaking the Waves (1996) 90. Napoleon Dynamite (2004) 91. Back to the Future (1985)* 92. Menace II Society (1993) 93. Ed Wood (1994) 94. Full Metal Jacket (1987) 95. In the Mood for Love (2001) 96. Far From Heaven (2002) 97. Glory (1989) 98. The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) 99. The Blair Witch Project (1999) 100. South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)

purple!

Autumn — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:38:30 GMT

yay! i went purple!
thanks for all the welcoming "congratulations"

:]

Denver, CO this weekend!

Autumn — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:57:23 GMT

Thursday July 3, 2008
Departs SLC: 4:46 P.M.
Arrives Denver: 6:24 P.M.

Monday July 7, 2008
Departs Denver: 2:38 P.M.
Arrives SLC: 4:10 P.M.

:]

the river beat me up &pictures!

Autumn — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:02:24 GMT

On Saturday, seven of us went tubing in the provo canyon. I got fucked up.
They said the river was 3 feet deep. It was 5 feet deep where I fell in. The
water was too deep, the current was too fast, my foot was being dragged
on the rocks and I couldnt put my feet down fast enough to jump back onto
my tube. I lost my sandal (which I later got back). I was screaming bloody
murder and Lindsay was right next to me, panicking. My foot was dripping
blood when I finally managed to get back onto my tube, without it flipping
over. Now its swollen and bruised, cut the fuck open. I'm a gimp :[

I think all of us got hurt in one way or another, except for Jenn.

Anyway... Friday was a lot of fun. Here is proof:

matt is superman:

six degrees of seperation

Autumn — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:22:20 GMT

you believe in religion.
i believe in six degrees of seperation.

who else believes in six degrees of seperation??
[this world is a small small place]

grip of photos

Autumn — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:36:53 GMT

i just added some to my "meee" photo album

how is everyone?

just a few things going on over here:
- i've been having crazy dreams lately.
- i've been hanging out with girls from my own town!
[if you know me, you know this is not like me]
- i've been working my ass off to get this set submitted
- i've been working a lot
- everyone should come hangout with me while the sun
stays out til 10pm and the weekends are warm! kthnxbi!

bearer of bad news

Autumn — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:38:46 GMT

I don't understand how I have THE WORST LUCK EVER!!!

So my bike frame came yesterday... another 54cm frame,
NOT a 49cm frame (the original size I ordered) So now
I have TWO 54cm bike frames, and still no bike to ride.
I am beyond livid. This is the 4th bike I have bought
and there is absolutely no reason they should have
fucked up once, let alone twice...

Also, yesterday at work I saw that I have a big hole in
the crotch of my FAVORITE pair of jeans! Ughhhhh!

THEN... on my way to my moms (rushing so she could
get to her book club on time) while on the verge of
crying, I run over a lil baby bird. I just started crying.

weekend update (+pictures)

Autumn — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:23:23 GMT

i cut my hair, hung out with good friends, ate amazing food.

ice cream < dippin dots

its a lot shorter then it looks (in the front AND back)

one of the dresses i bought
(sorry for the shitty SK quality)

my little brother rules

we went to the chalk art festival yesterday. there were so many
good pieces. harrison ford looks a lil fat, but he is still good looking.

looky! looky!

Autumn — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 19:51:05 GMT

My friends are amazing haha

i'm voting republican ::pause:: NOT!!

Autumn — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:11:26 GMT

"im voting republican because John McCain will be
some damn good eye candy for the next 4 years."

pride festival

Autumn — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 01:26:47 GMT

Ashley, (ali) Jenn, (blonde) Jenn and I went to Pride yesterday. It was fun. My aunt Leraine played on the main stage, like always. And we all went to dinner after at The Melting Pot. i was just tossing some rings onto some dildos we are a good time