1) Your name?
1.  chaz  
 A guy, usually a hambone who hangs out with a shitload of girls....but they're JUST friends!
Hannagan: dude jared is big pimpin' so many ladies write on his facebook wall!!

Me: no way!!! hes just a major CHAZ.
 
2.  chaz  
 slang

see : cocaine
"Dude, i gotta score me some primo chaz"

"Mary-Kate was totally blowin chaz"
 

2) Your age?
1.  44  
 .44 Magnum firearm.
My 44 make sure all yo' kids don't grow!
 

2.  44  
 also known as acres homes, a notorious area of Houston on the NW side.
im from that 44
 

3) One of your friends.
1.  Don  
 The don, the best, the shit, the fuckin daddy etc etc...
''Willis, you are the don''
 
1.  Don 
 The don, the best, the shit, the fuckin daddy etc etc...
''Willis, you are the don''   
 
 
2.  Don 
 Head of any mafia crime family.
 "Fat Tony from the Simpsons is the Don of his crime family."

4) What should you be doing?
1.  Sleeping
 To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
 
2.  sleeping
 a mystical kind of magic which sends u to an alternate plane of existence in which the magical gremlins give u pro plus

i was sleeping when i heard a large crash
 

5) Favorite color?
1.  blue 
 The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.
 
2.  Blue 
 The feeling when u wake up at 7 in the morning and remembering it's a monday.
"i got the monday blues"

6) Birthplace?
1.  atlanta  
 A city with lots of rich people in the north end, and lots of ghetto types in the south end. Also lots of traffic, new economy jobs, and Coca-cola.
Hey, wanna goto Atl for some work? Sure!
Hey, I went south of the train tracks and got a bullet in the ass!
 2.  Atlanta  178 up, 62 down
 -The Capitol of Georgia
-Home of Coca Cola, the 1996 Olympics, a shitload of traffic and Hartsfield Airport
-Where Georgia's McMansion-suburbanites claim to live
-The only place in the world where on December 23rd one can ice skate outdoors and then go play in the fountain at Centennial Park
"Are you going to Atlanta for Christmas?"
"Don't remind me."
 

7) Month of your birthday?
1.  April 
 derived from a month, used by parents who lacked creativity at the time of their daughters arrival
'gee, i just gave birth, what month is it again?... April you say..'
 
2.  April
 n.
violent long nailed creature of greek mythology.
none
 

8) Last person you talked to?
1.  mom
 The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Where would you be without your mom?
 
2.  mom 
 someone who gave birth to you.
"Luke...(breath) I am your mom." 

9) Your nicknames?
1.  charlie 
 this is a white substance which is sniffed
cocaine, coke and crack
 
2.  charlie 
 the beloved unicorn who goes to candy mountain and gets his kidney stolen
"Charlie...Charlie...Charlie..."

"What?! I'm right here!"

"We're on a bridge Charlie!"