[Deviant Nation] LincolnLush's Journal

Serious Boredom

LincolnLush — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:23:35 GMT

Do you hide when Jehovah witnesses knock on your door? Hahahha. One has never knocked on my door. But I have watched my dad invite them into our home and then freak the shit out of them with weird loks and crazy biblical questions. Tell me about your dancing style? Well it depends on the music. Because if its punk them I look like I am having a seizure. I can two-step, swing dance...horizontal mambo.... etc. Do you have any family traditions? My grandpas memorial fish fry. He died back in 2000. So we go out to the gun range my grandma owns and us and about 200 people blow shit up. I prefer the ak-47 but will use the ar-15 if necessary. Honestly, do you laugh when people trip for no reason? I love watching people fall down. Hell I've tripped my kid for running in the house!! j/k But FOR REAL my mom has totally tripped ME for running in the house. What is your most used cuss word? I USED to say motherfucker a lot... that has been replaced with "idiot". Sam says thats my term of endearment. Do you think it looks silly when people wear socks with sandals? Who are you? Splinter? From the Ninja Turtles? How many speeding tickets have you talked your way out of? I have only gotten pulled over once for speeding. 16 with the top down on my Mustang GT Convert!! I was so nervous I threw up... and I still got a ticket for 82 in a 70. I havent gotten one since. Now I drive a grocery getter and have no reason to speed.. Id look like an idiot. If you wake up late, is the rest of your day ruined? I wake up early every freaking day!! Even if I went to a punk show the night before and was up till 3am I still wake up at 7am. I MIGHT go back to sleep though... Which side of the bed do you sleep on? depends on the way the bed is setup in the room. Weird huh? Name the seven dwarf's Get Bent?? When you bend over, can you touch your toes? Yes What kind of drunk are you? I think a fun drunk. Oh oh and a drunk dialer!!! I don't get way outta control anymore. What is the most difficult thing you've ever had to overcome? I plead the fioooooffffth!! How do you feel about rainy days? I love them. My eyeliner my ruin and my hair may get all soppy in a bandana but its fun. Specially with him.... Do you think that people mistake your kindness for a weakness? I am not kind. There is no mistaking that. Can you cook? No. I burn water. Have you ever eaten anything disgusting for money? I licked Nadines staph infected knee for FREE!! Has anyone of the same sex ever hit on you? Um I hit on the same sex. a lot. Do you know anyone who is a pathilogical liar? Yeah. THey sucked. Hopefully they've changed for themselfs. What about bi-polar? <---bi-polar 1 with psychotic tendencies Is there anyone you know that deserves to get bitch slapped? Brhahahhaha... Slapping friends is fun. Why do people drive slow in the fast lane? I don't know. My car is in the far right lane at all times. Is it ever ok for people to marry their second cousin? Gross, I think. How many real sit-ups can you do in a minute? IDK. IDC. Have you ever eaten a crayon? No. But I did watch Becca cram one up her nose and then the tip broke off up there. Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute? Brhahahhaa... Im a Next Door Nickie Would you rather have cookies and milk or crackers and juice? gram crackers and grape juice are my fav If your body odor was a food scent, what would you want to smell like? won ton soup. Have you ever missed someones hand in a high five? Who wrote these questions?. Last brand of shoes you had on? Im wearing van house shoes... that I wear EVERYWHERE Favorite candy bar? zero Where was the last bruise you got on yourself? I accosted johnny and sam the other night and have bruises on my legs

YAAY NEW BANNER!!

LincolnLush — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:51:52 GMT

OooooOHOHOohohoOOHOHOOHOHOO... New Banner Up Peoples!! Have a look see!! Now have a laugh....
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Dykes on Bykes

LincolnLush — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:47:14 GMT

Is the greatest band in the world!! Heh. Here are pics from Wednesday night!!!

I need some helpage...

LincolnLush — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:38:04 GMT

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i heart sex.

LincolnLush — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 23:42:24 GMT

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Just want to invite everyone out on Dec 12th 2009

LincolnLush — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:29:38 GMT

Come and see me December 12th in Dallas at The Amsterdam!! Come join in on a rad time, mingle, have a drink or two and see some rad art!!

I'm back.

LincolnLush — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:00:39 GMT

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I'm back.

LincolnLush — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:00:36 GMT

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RIP Kandi

LincolnLush — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:51:56 GMT

Im headed back to Dallas today.

One of my bffs died in a car accident.

I really don't feel like writing anymore.

I'll be fine.

Back In DALLAS!!

LincolnLush — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 16:21:36 GMT

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My favorite Johnny Cash Song

LincolnLush — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:48:11 GMT

hi.

LincolnLush — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:58:36 GMT

im feeling better.

yaay.

<3

Things I want Very Soon

LincolnLush — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:26:47 GMT

to drink jager and redbull.

to do a photo shoot.

to be happy.

if you can possibly give me these things you will make me the happiest girl ever.

So Im getting new boobs

LincolnLush — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:46:19 GMT

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I heart Maddie Bear....

LincolnLush — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:43:44 GMT

I'm BACK!!

LincolnLush — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:56:00 GMT

Hurricanes are not fun.

But these things are....

Maddie Bear.

Polaroid Cameras.

Phillip.

Punk Show.

Scrabble.

Kelly.

Hot Candle Wax.

My new sexy bangs.

Dog Sitting Grrr.

Booze with friends.

Lost 7 pounds.

Riding the bike.

The Master Plan.

New Clothes.

Glad I had these things to get me by....

So Im getting really old...

LincolnLush — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:38:26 GMT

I wake up @ 6am everyday without an alarm clock or job for that matter.

I go to bed at like 9pm.

I love oatmeal.

I take lots of meds.

Walking around the food court in the mall in circles is very entertaining to me.

When I buy shoes I check and see if they have arch support.

Some one please make me young again.....

About lasat night....

LincolnLush — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:59:45 GMT

I am a drunk.

Kelly made me a drunk.

Sam is a crazy.

Phillip is too understanding.

Back to my master cleanse....

DAMN YOU BRONX BAR (shakes fist violently)

Fucking Hurricane

LincolnLush — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:05:53 GMT

Well no Ed Hardy Fashion Show this weekend due to the retarded storm. Hopefully Kali will still come to stay with me. Im getting pretty lonely down here and really would like the company of a friend from Dallas. If she doesnt come that will blow. I'm doing this horrible master cleanse and it is not fun. All you can drink is this lemonade poop drink. I've cheated twice...Once a day with a can of tuna. Today is my third day...lets see if I can make it without cheating...It is impossible for me to eat NOTHING. I mean the drink leaves me feeling full, BUT with a headache. I think its the actually shoving food in my mouth that makes me feel better. I'm mental. I know. Blah Blah Blah.... Im rambling. Good DAy.

This Weekend Involves the Following

LincolnLush — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:44:05 GMT

Hurricane Ike

Kali Ann flies into H~Town

Shopping for sexy photo shoot clothes

Birgit doing my face, then doing Kali's face

Ed HArdy Fashion Show

No booze

Sleep

Birgit doing my face AGAIN

Lithium Picnic

Sexy Photos

Sleep

Kali going home

Me having the best weekend ever.....

Well hopefully

YAAY

i heart birgit

LincolnLush — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:22:19 GMT

she just made my hair all fancifull.

its purdy. like a futuristic purple prom.

birgit also made my month and gave me the best present.

i got two "poop kits" from her.

har har har...

off to the shoot.

i need something

LincolnLush — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:12:57 GMT

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I am drunk

LincolnLush — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 08:45:55 GMT

blah.

houston = balls

i've been thinking about someone...

I'm the coin operated girl....

LincolnLush — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:08:07 GMT

will you persist even after I kiss you good bye for the last time?? will you keep on trying??? to prove it??? heheheheh... anyway this band is so rad.... thought I would share with you..... have a great day sugars