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    <itunes:summary>We believe that people who love erotica are more than just faceless members sitting at a computer looking at photos of nameless models. We are a community, a cooperative, a society of people that are more than the dollar amount of their site memberships. We are striving to combine community, subculture, artistic expression and erotica all at once.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>watch the whole thing to brighten your day</title>
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      <itunes:summary>&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;&lt;style&gt;div#main{overflow:visible;}&lt;/style&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: #d53000; text-align:center;vertical-align: middle;width:425px;z-index:500;overflow:visible"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.adultswim.com/video/index.html" style="display:block;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.adultswim.com/video/embeded_header.jpg" alt="" width="425" height="30" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.adultswim.com/video/vplayer/index.html"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.adultswim.com/video/vplayer/index.html"/&gt;&lt;param name="FlashVars" value="id=8a2505951bc80ed4011be6dc3f5d0134" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.adultswim.com/video/vplayer/index.html" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" FlashVars="id=8a2505951bc80ed4011be6dc3f5d0134" allowFullScreen="true" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 13:13:11 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Tim Heidecker Stand Up</title>
      <link>http://deviantnation.com/members/NewYorkMatt/75485</link>
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      <itunes:author>NewYorkMatt</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/u9F0svqEtw4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/u9F0svqEtw4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 21:52:20 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Parking Spots</title>
      <link>http://deviantnation.com/members/NewYorkMatt/75461</link>
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      <itunes:author>NewYorkMatt</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>I have gotten the spot directly in front of my apt the last 3 out of 4 times. &lt;br /&gt;
I also got the parking spot directly in front of the movie theater on 2nd ave and 11th st in Manhattan at rush hour. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
All because I knew they would be there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[I have gotten the spot directly in front of my apt the last 3 out of 4 times. 

I also got the parking spot directly in front of the movie theater on 2nd ave and 11th st in Manhattan at rush hour. 



All because I knew they would be there.





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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[I have gotten the spot directly in front of my apt the last 3 out of 4 times. <br />
I also got the parking spot directly in front of the movie theater on 2nd ave and 11th st in Manhattan at rush hour. <br />
<br />
All because I knew they would be there.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br type="_moz" />]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:creator>NewYorkMatt</dc:creator>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 15:59:22 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>I am old</title>
      <link>http://deviantnation.com/members/NewYorkMatt/75231</link>
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      <itunes:author>NewYorkMatt</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>&lt;b&gt;&amp;quot;Just because you listen to Tom Waits does not make you interesting&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
~Anonymous&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;
&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[&quot;Just because you listen to Tom Waits does not make you interesting&quot;



~Anonymous
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b>&quot;Just because you listen to Tom Waits does not make you interesting&quot;<br />
<br />
~Anonymous<br type="_moz" />
</b><br type="_moz" />]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>new screensaver</title>
      <link>http://deviantnation.com/members/NewYorkMatt/74875</link>
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      <itunes:summary>&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;&lt;object width="464" height="388" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=7f877a7ab0" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed width="464" height="388" flashvars="key=7f877a7ab0" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;noscript&gt;See &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7f877a7ab0"&gt;Craig Robinson Screensaver&lt;/a&gt; and more &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com"&gt;funny videos&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com"&gt;FunnyOrDie.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/noscript&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:center;width:464px;"&gt;See more &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com"&gt;funny videos&lt;/a&gt; at Funny or Die&lt;/div&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[See Craig Robinson Screensaver and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.comSee more funny videos at Funny or Die]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<br type="_moz" /><object width="464" height="388" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=7f877a7ab0" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="464" height="388" flashvars="key=7f877a7ab0" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><noscript>See <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7f877a7ab0">Craig Robinson Screensaver</a> and more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com">funny videos</a> on <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com">FunnyOrDie.com</a></noscript><div style="text-align:center;width:464px;">See more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com">funny videos</a> at Funny or Die</div>]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:50:34 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 23:15:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Best Internet Invention</title>
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      <itunes:summary>&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 255);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;I am always the last to know about stuff.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But on the off off off chance you are under even a bigger rock than I; here is something I think is one of the best internet inventions of all time.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://pandora.com/"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;pandora.com/&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
It's an internet radio station that tailors a radio station on the instant for you based on your music likes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Go there and put in a band or a song and listen all the day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And for the 98% of you that have been using pandora for a year and you didn't tell me....&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-large;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 255, 0);"&gt;&lt;b&gt; Fuck you!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
ps omniphiliac - did I properly use my semi colon?&lt;br /&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[I am always the last to know about stuff.



But on the off off off chance you are under even a bigger rock than I; here is something I think is one of the best internet inventions of all time.





pandora.com/



It's an internet radio station that tailors a radio station on the instant for you based on your music likes.



Go there and put in a band or a song and listen all the day.





And for the 98% of you that have been using pandora for a year and you didn't tell me....



 Fuck you!



ps omniphiliac - did I properly use my semi colon?
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 255);"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"><b>I am always the last to know about stuff.<br />
<br />
But on the off off off chance you are under even a bigger rock than I; here is something I think is one of the best internet inventions of all time.</b></span></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: medium;"><b><br />
</b></span><a href="http://pandora.com/"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>pandora.com/</b></span></a><span style="font-size: medium;"><b><br />
</b></span><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"><b><br />
It's an internet radio station that tailors a radio station on the instant for you based on your music likes.<br />
<br />
Go there and put in a band or a song and listen all the day.<br />
<br />
<br />
And for the 98% of you that have been using pandora for a year and you didn't tell me....<br />
<br />
</b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 255, 0);"><b> Fuck you!</b></span></span></span></span><br />
<br />
ps omniphiliac - did I properly use my semi colon?<br />]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:creator>NewYorkMatt</dc:creator>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 16:41:58 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>NewYorkMatt</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>i had a boner for about 4 hours today.&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[i had a boner for about 4 hours today.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[i had a boner for about 4 hours today.<br type="_moz" />]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 00:07:37 GMT</pubDate>
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      <link>http://deviantnation.com/members/NewYorkMatt/73953</link>
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      <itunes:summary>&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qn3EjnabzWg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qn3EjnabzWg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>Blog</itunes:keywords>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:11:05 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Watch a little, then fast forward to 1:50</title>
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      <itunes:summary>&lt;a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=16shEIbNVmo"&gt;youtube.com/watch&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:45:43 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>No Subject</title>
      <link>http://deviantnation.com/members/NewYorkMatt/73729</link>
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      <itunes:summary>Im fucking exhausted.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Apparently it is possible to need a vacation from shooting naked women.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Either that or I have rabies.&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[Im fucking exhausted.



Apparently it is possible to need a vacation from shooting naked women.



Either that or I have rabies.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Im fucking exhausted.<br />
<br />
Apparently it is possible to need a vacation from shooting naked women.<br />
<br />
Either that or I have rabies.<br type="_moz" />]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>I got a new toy because I am a yuppie. Suck it.</title>
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      <itunes:summary>&lt;img src="http://d4rkn3ss.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/3g-iphone.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yes. I waited on line for 4.5 hous in 97 degrees on 5th ave. Which may sound torturous...but it really wasn't much worse than being on the beach.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We met a cool dude and got to play a fun game with the tourists. The game was to make up something witty every time they asked &amp;quot;What are y'all on line fer?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Some of my responses were:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
- Back to the future 4 audience tester&lt;br /&gt;
- Gremlins 2 re release party&lt;br /&gt;
- Small pox vaccination line&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But by the end, we were bored, so when a tourist fixed their stare our way and began walking towards us me and Emily would just start saying, &amp;quot;Iphone, Iphone, Iphone, Iphone, Iphone, Iphone&amp;quot; before they asked.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I know it's a lame thing to sorta complain about, because I was the asshole standing on a line with 400 people in a heat wave...but...I hate tourists...so I am allowed to.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A common tourist criticism was, &amp;quot;Ya'll waitin' 3 hours fer a phone?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And then I would say, &amp;quot;No, you mcdonalds grown, L.L. Bean wearing, god fearing, pug nosed, bleach blonde ass wipe. I am waiting on line for an &lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;Iphone.&lt;/span&gt; The thing I will use the least on the Iphone is the phone. It's a laptop in my pocket. A laptop, gaming machine, camera, photo portfolio slash phone that is connected to the internet not just in starbucks.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I wouldn't actually say that. I would just blink at them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway. To all the haters...I salute you. &lt;br /&gt;
And to all the jealous, I say get on line and get one. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As an avid compulsive shopper, I can safely say that the Iphone is the most satisfying purchase I have made this year and I bought a new fancy camera this year. So it's saying something.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Love,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Matt&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[



Yes. I waited on line for 4.5 hous in 97 degrees on 5th ave. Which may sound torturous...but it really wasn't much worse than being on the beach.



We met a cool dude and got to play a fun game with the tourists. The game was to make up something witty every time they asked &quot;What are y'all on line fer?&quot;



Some of my responses were:



- Back to the future 4 audience tester

- Gremlins 2 re release party

- Small pox vaccination line



But by the end, we were bored, so when a tourist fixed their stare our way and began walking towards us me and Emily would just start saying, &quot;Iphone, Iphone, Iphone, Iphone, Iphone, Iphone&quot; before they asked.



I know it's a lame thing to sorta complain about, because I was the asshole standing on a line with 400 people in a heat wave...but...I hate tourists...so I am allowed to.



A common tourist criticism was, &quot;Ya'll waitin' 3 hours fer a phone?&quot;



And then I would say, &quot;No, you mcdonalds grown, L.L. Bean wearing, god fearing, pug nosed, bleach blonde ass wipe. I am waiting on line for an Iphone. The thing I will use the least on the Iphone is the phone. It's a laptop in my pocket. A laptop, gaming machine, camera, photo portfolio slash phone that is connected to the internet not just in starbucks.&quot;



I wouldn't actually say that. I would just blink at them.



Anyway. To all the haters...I salute you. 

And to all the jealous, I say get on line and get one. 



As an avid compulsive shopper, I can safely say that the Iphone is the most satisfying purchase I have made this year and I bought a new fancy camera this year. So it's saying something.



Love,



Matt]]></description>
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<br />
Yes. I waited on line for 4.5 hous in 97 degrees on 5th ave. Which may sound torturous...but it really wasn't much worse than being on the beach.<br />
<br />
We met a cool dude and got to play a fun game with the tourists. The game was to make up something witty every time they asked &quot;What are y'all on line fer?&quot;<br />
<br />
Some of my responses were:<br />
<br />
- Back to the future 4 audience tester<br />
- Gremlins 2 re release party<br />
- Small pox vaccination line<br />
<br />
But by the end, we were bored, so when a tourist fixed their stare our way and began walking towards us me and Emily would just start saying, &quot;Iphone, Iphone, Iphone, Iphone, Iphone, Iphone&quot; before they asked.<br />
<br />
I know it's a lame thing to sorta complain about, because I was the asshole standing on a line with 400 people in a heat wave...but...I hate tourists...so I am allowed to.<br />
<br />
A common tourist criticism was, &quot;Ya'll waitin' 3 hours fer a phone?&quot;<br />
<br />
And then I would say, &quot;No, you mcdonalds grown, L.L. Bean wearing, god fearing, pug nosed, bleach blonde ass wipe. I am waiting on line for an <span style="font-size: large;">Iphone.</span> The thing I will use the least on the Iphone is the phone. It's a laptop in my pocket. A laptop, gaming machine, camera, photo portfolio slash phone that is connected to the internet not just in starbucks.&quot;<br />
<br />
I wouldn't actually say that. I would just blink at them.<br />
<br />
Anyway. To all the haters...I salute you. <br />
And to all the jealous, I say get on line and get one. <br />
<br />
As an avid compulsive shopper, I can safely say that the Iphone is the most satisfying purchase I have made this year and I bought a new fancy camera this year. So it's saying something.<br />
<br />
Love,<br />
<br />
Matt<br type="_moz" />]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:52:13 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>NewYorkMatt</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>I had to stop watching this because it is too funny.&lt;br /&gt;
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      <description><![CDATA[I had to stop watching this because it is too funny.







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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[I had to stop watching this because it is too funny.<br />
<br />
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:55:25 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yFMrRXKCNYc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yFMrRXKCNYc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>Blog</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:author>NewYorkMatt</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iJt3f6Lach4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iJt3f6Lach4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>Blog</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:author>NewYorkMatt</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>(Sung to the tune of Old Macdonald)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dollface Killah's set is live&lt;br /&gt;
Go look at it now&lt;br /&gt;
If you don't comment you will die&lt;br /&gt;
I sound like Puffy Combs&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[(Sung to the tune of Old Macdonald)



Dollface Killah's set is live

Go look at it now

If you don't comment you will die

I sound like Puffy Combs



]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[(Sung to the tune of Old Macdonald)<br />
<br />
Dollface Killah's set is live<br />
Go look at it now<br />
If you don't comment you will die<br />
I sound like Puffy Combs<br />
<br />
<br type="_moz" />]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:13:06 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>My Balls</title>
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      <itunes:author>NewYorkMatt</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>My website is newer and fancier.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
www.twentyonefifteen.com&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
please to be enjoying.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>Blog</itunes:keywords>
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      <description><![CDATA[My website is newer and fancier.



www.twentyonefifteen.com



please to be enjoying.



]]></description>
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<br />
www.twentyonefifteen.com<br />
<br />
please to be enjoying.<br />
<br />
<br type="_moz" />]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:07:45 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>&lt;embed width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/82237/video&amp;amp;debugging=true&amp;amp;autostart=false&amp;amp;image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/BUSH_TOURS_article.jpg&amp;amp;bufferlength=3&amp;amp;embedded=true&amp;amp;title=Bush%20Tours%20America%20To%20Survey%20Damage%20Caused%20By%20His%20Disastrous%20Presidency" wmode="transparent" allowscriptaccess="always" src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/82237?utm_source=embedded_video"&gt;Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency&lt;/a&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[

Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency]]></description>
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      <title>You know what I like best?</title>
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      <itunes:summary>&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/P7IDx_D0AfI&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/P7IDx_D0AfI&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:summary>But Coldplay knows how to write songs.&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[But Coldplay knows how to write songs.]]></description>
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      <itunes:summary>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MeSSwKffj9o&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MeSSwKffj9o&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:summary>this is fresh off the presses. 3 hour ago.&lt;br /&gt;
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      <itunes:summary>&lt;span style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Do you&amp;nbsp; correlate this&amp;nbsp; song&amp;nbsp; to the&amp;nbsp; time before you started&amp;nbsp; masturbating, when you first discovered masturbating or way after you had begun masturbating.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;
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