[Deviant Nation] Vandal's Journal

funny shit oh lord

Vandal — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 05:23:43 GMT

k i broke down and told my boss that i pose naked as second job lol, he kinda guessed and i confessed.
good news is he laughed and thought that was cool haha,
bad news he would like to say hi to all you sexy single models , hahaa well not bad news really haha but if any of you would like to get me a raise past my $9 an hour, plz send him a photo hahaha!

anyway there is more to update but i have a cyst in my wrist that is causing me extreme pain right now so i dont think i can type for too much longer, miss you all will update soon!

Dino's on a Date!

Vandal — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 21:15:57 GMT

houseparty extended phtots of the dinos on a date!

they meet and he gives her flower....

she loves the flower so much she that she decides to thank him in the most apropriate way...

he enoyed it so much he orgasmed on her back whilst she pukes out of sheer joy!

hope you enjoyed hahahahaah

pictures from behind the scenes at HOUSEPARTY

Vandal — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:41:35 GMT

pictures from behind the scenes at HOUSE PARTY which is premiering on the Comedy Network on Novwmber 12th!!!!

me and Leah, they made her dye her hair halfway through filming hahaha

we played clue inbetween scenes lol, i can't remeber who won in the end

Metro and Leah being glamorous lol!

this is what you get when you are bored in extras holding, and you have plastic dinosaurs and play-do HAHAHAHA!!!

i just....

Vandal — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:18:26 GMT

got journey to the center of the earth 3D on dvd, it came with 3D glasses, and a glow in the dark yo-yo!!!

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY mmovie night tonight

a gift to all of you

Vandal — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 04:04:27 GMT

ok i've noticed many of you are unhappy latly for various reasons, either scared, sad, upset, angry, hurt or all os the above at once... so i made a small compliation of things to back you smile or laugh, or whatever you need....enjoy! "Once upon a midnight dreary, While I websurfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious website of hot chicks galore, While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, Suddenly there came a warning, And my heart was filled with mourning, Mourning for my dear amour. 'Tis not possible!, I pleaded, But my browser, so conceited, Remained blank, I then repeated, Just a blank and nothing more. With a scream, I was defeated, For my cookies were deleted, So i begged, no longer seated, Give me back my free hardcore! Then, in answer to my query, Through the net I loved so dearly, Came its answer, dark and dreary: Quoth the server, 404" Birthday Present A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book. The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."

tetanus

Vandal — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 20:05:27 GMT

ok i just realized the end of tetanus is anus hahaha
but seriously though this is one of the sickest times of my life to this point

i have tetanus, the thing you get from stepping on a nail, which i did last week. yesterday i got the shot for it and needless to say OW

for the next 72+ hours it will feel like i have a really bad flu! so i've basically been throwing up and fighting a fever, hey as long as i dont become delirious im ok, im gonna try to go to work tomorrow, i missed today and yesterday because i was in the emergency room both days. and hope they dont send me home, im one of the people who feel guilty for missing work! it's a curse lol

thats all for now im sleepy and Metro is coming over with homemade soup for me YAYAYAY
speaking of which i believe i hear her now YAY

ttfn

bride remix

Vandal — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 03:27:47 GMT

the bride of frankenstein reborn

Vandal — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 23:17:40 GMT

so unforntunatly my second set didnt get accepted, due to lack of the boootay
but thats ok, i got a sexy suprise for you all later

so for your enjoyment pictures!!!

YAY hope you enjoy!!

the horrorpops, a set list, comic con, and turkey!

Vandal — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 05:12:27 GMT

holy fuck the horrorpops rocked, i agree with Metro i totally tasted bllod in my mouth from singing so loud and for so long. I danced my ass of and got to touch Nekromans hand twice!!!
after the show (and Metro dancing up a sexy storm on stage) he handed the set list to me and this other girl, so we tore it in half so we could both have some of it!!
im completly framing it!!

Comic con was amazing and for next year we decided to enter the costume contest as some Marvel Zombies fuck yeah!!!
and also i bought about five 30 days of night:beyond Barrow comics and one Dracula comic. also completed my xmas shopping for my dad there. FYI he is bringing some of his comics to sell next time, he said anyways, he probably has half a million dollars worth of collector comics, he has once worth about $1,000 to $5,000!!!!

thanksgiving was today for us Canadians, and i stuffed my face hahaha!, i told my Amma (grandmother) that i was going to get a tattoo portait of her and my Afi(grandfather) on the back of my leg and she didnt say no or dont you dare, which is great cuz usually she shakes her head and scolds me about my tattoos!! so im decided. Im gonna get her and my Afi tatto'd lol
i have this great pic of her and him on their honeymoon when they are about to kiss while leaning over a car door, it was taken way back in the 1940's1! its super adorable.

anyways i've droned on long enough i suppose that i should shut up now hahaha

LOVELOVELOOOOVEEEEE <3

vandal

I lost...

Vandal — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:13:30 GMT

I LOST THE GAME!!!

and you know which game i mean, yes i lost the game!!!
therefor you all lost the game by reading this....HA

holy shit i forgot....

Vandal — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:04:46 GMT

my brothers birthday is wednesday, he is turning 23, i havent got him a present yet!!!!
SUGGESTIONS????? PLEASE???

also i get to go see the horrorpops this week!!!!!
me and Metro were gonna sew up some outfits but we ran outta time, we will post many many pictures.

Mayhem directs the new Devaint Nation Movie???

Vandal — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 01:49:19 GMT

nah she asked us some questions so here goes...ENJOY

im not sure why...and haiku

Vandal — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:38:03 GMT

im not sure why:
....I start crying for no reason and cant stop for an hour
.....why my happiness depends on others being happy
.....i automatically assume it's my fault most of the time
......i have so many bad dreams
.... i care so much sometimes
.... i feel like this today
..... i dont visit or call my mom more
..... im so scared somtimes
..... im crying right now when im not really sad
....i live in the past
....i can forgive but not forget
......my dog can love me so much no strings attached, and unconditional

Haiku time:

Milan is so cute
wish her luck in the future
she has gorgeous eyes!!

Applejax is sweet
bright personality
and i love her smile

more to come when it strikes

RETALIATION

Vandal — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 03:33:36 GMT

BAD RELIGION WAS.....

Vandal — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 00:53:46 GMT

AMAZING
I"M BROKE I BOUGHT TWO SWEATERS AND A T SHIRT BUT SOOO WORTH IT

BUT THEY DIDNT PLAY ATOMIC GARDEN!!! ( MY FAVORITE) BUT THEY PLAYED SORROW SO IT'S OK

MTV

Vandal — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 00:31:20 GMT

me and Metro made an apperance on MTV Canada...LIVE on webcam!!!
it was insane, we talked to the "stoner kids" and they drew on Metro's face!!!
we made a retaliation video, as soon as i can download the segment we were on we will post it!!
in the meanetime i bring you the joy of singing....

LALALALALALALALALALAALDOODOODOOODOODOODAADAADAALALALALALALDOBADOO!!

a collection of haiku for deviant nation

Vandal — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 04:22:57 GMT

by vandal

cute naked boobies
make me happy all day
i love you all tons

always make me smile
and always cheers me up quick
you are in my heart

long days is boredom
boredom makes great haiku
haiku is not cool (lol)

metro is my love
we will marry mayhem
have sweet sex parties

logan is hot stuff
always makes me smile, hot!
she is the bomb, yay!

RPG is tops
takes naked pictures for us
we have fun naked !

i will write haiku
for all my friends on list
so be prepared!

i've felt felt so useless.....

Vandal — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:05:45 GMT

Promises mean everything when you're little
And the world's so big
I just don't understand how
You can smile with all those tears in your eyes
Tell me everything is wonderful now

random pics and one of my new tattoo

Vandal — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 05:32:42 GMT

peter and his best friends niece

oh my boys....weirdos

i love my rainbow socks

AND MY NEW TATTOO, it's tank girl!!

a few pics of things that happened since i was gone

Vandal — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 20:56:15 GMT

me at prom with my friend Brittany in june

me and my brother at my prom

me and my boyfriend at prom

at the zoo on my 21st birthday in july

i am so...

Vandal — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 04:15:48 GMT

...ill and not like "ooo i be illin'" but ill as in sick
poop, ah well hopefully i feel better by tomorrow seeing as i have a tattoo app tomorrow!!
WOOO TANK GIRL YAY, ill post a pic this weekend, it's just gonna be an outline though money is not my strong suite!
and saturday me and my mom will be going into winnipeg (the capital city of Manitoba....which is in Canada....lol ) just to hang out and get coffee!
we use to do that every couple weekends but since she got sick and i moved in with my boyfriend(now common law haha) we dont get to hang out as much! which sucks!!
ah well, the sight of all your sexy faces makes me feel better already!

mom update

Vandal — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 19:37:30 GMT

so for those of you who were reading my journal posts before i was gone there for awhile, i have an update on my moms breast cancer,
she has had two surgeries to remove the tumor
she is currently undergoing chemo to make sure it has spread anywhere
then she will have several radiation therapy aswell,
she had a brain scan and the cancer has not spread
and also a bone marrow scan and also no spreading there,
which is awesome!!!

she has lost almost all her hair already but is in high spirits, she even wants me and metro to draw on her head with sharpies hahaha, seriuosly she thought that up!!
after all the radiation shit is done and her immune systeme will be back to normal she is getting another tattoo, so she is really looking forward to that!!
thats about it, ill keep you all updated!

holy shit im back!!!!!!

Vandal — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 00:04:51 GMT

and i fucking missed all of you!!!!
so much to tell about everything, but im watching no countru for old men with my boyfriend!
THANKS RPG YOU ARE THE BEST
ALSO A BIG THANKS TO GWINDLYN!!!

No Subject

Vandal — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:42:25 GMT

chainfire shirt!!!!

you can see all the pics in my photos chainfire album

Thanks Chainfire!

getting ready to shoot a set..

Vandal — Sat, 31 May 2008 00:46:45 GMT

YAY

me and metro are getting super sexied up as i write this.

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

i will not state the themes, as i hope they will be accepted and then be a BIG SURPRISE

WOOHOO

wish me luck my lovelies