[Deviant Nation] monkey3's Journal

i kinow i have asked before but...

monkey3 — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:53:36 GMT

please go to my website forbiddenpanel.com. we revamped the site and i looks and works much nicer, and now has 0 spam. sadly we had to delete the accounts that were there before (all 5 of them) so you will have to sign up again. but so what? you know you wanna... please?

at least tell us what you think of our webcomic, and then you never have to sign on again, i swear!!

not reall surprised (movie thingy)

monkey3 — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 06:26:55 GMT

Your result for The Director Who Films Your Life Test...

Edward D. Wood, Jr.

Ed Wood will get your film done waaaaay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time -- for all the wrong reasons. Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He's not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film -- even if you've never seen a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood -- go see it.

Take The Director Who Films Your Life Test at HelloQuizzy

Im So Over it - AKA free books now with pictures

monkey3 — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 05:47:00 GMT

i am giving away the first three Harry Potter books as i am quite fed up with JK's antics. i have not even bothered to finish the series. anyway the books are all hardcover, bookclub editions (a bit smaller than regular press books). they have never been read (though i have read the stories). if you are interested, let me know. i ask only that you pay for shipping.

bleh

monkey3 — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:42:25 GMT

so i just woke up with tiny spiders all over me. i dont want to think about what was going on while i slept. (no, i did not eat 8 of them)

new internet crush

monkey3 — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 05:18:19 GMT

my new internet crush is the lovely, redheaded and green, Jessica Williamson of the Zaproot green themed podcast.

Music Reviews

monkey3 — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:27:25 GMT

i just had two of my music reviews posted on the magazine section of the site!
go read them and tell me what you think. PLZ??

*BTW they are the Paza and Minibosses reviews*

the answer to the riddle...

monkey3 — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:49:05 GMT

Cashews!

i was eating cashews.

now im manic

monkey3 — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 03:09:43 GMT

and feeling good

and eating nuts shaped like cocks (guess which ones!)

an explanation

monkey3 — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 21:26:42 GMT

my last post may have been construed as an attack on the people here on this site, but it was rather the result of a particularly nasty panic attack. i get to feeling like i am not good enough to have the approval of people, and i suppose in some crazy way that is what i was looking for when i posted that. i have calmed down a bit and though i am still blue, i no longer feel that crushing pressure. still I AM glad to be here, and i am glad to have gotten to know some of you here (in some fashion anyway).

extra love goes to Locke. you really helped calm me down.

am i annoying?

monkey3 — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 05:29:07 GMT

i really would like to know if you all find me to be annoying. i am starting to feel like the black sheep of DN, or maybe that loser cousin that hangs around but no one really likes. i ther were certain people here that i thought i got along with swimmingly, but i have lately begun to doubt my self worth as a human being. i know i am just one insignificant person but i used to feel like i was a part of something wonderful here. i don't know. there have been lots of dark thoughts in my head lately. i don't like them. but my life just does not seem to be worth anything. i am trying really hard to stay positive. it is not working.

respect for Jim Davis

monkey3 — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:25:55 GMT

ok, now i may piss of a lot of people here, but i really hate the Garfield comic strip. it just does not appeal to me in the least. that is until i discovered Garfield Minus Garfield.

read this article: http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/post/44223655/ballantine-books-to-publish-book-inspired-by-the
to see why i respect him even though i hate the cartoon.

Comic Con 08 pics

monkey3 — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:17:31 GMT

ironman ironman, does what ever an iron can!

the mark 1 suit

a sweet astin martin - bond style

some hot girl, i love her 'hawk

the new red sonja

me and my 'ahk and some cute gals. i hate my face.

guess i found something good under there.

more to come later!

i'm not vegetarian but...

monkey3 — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:41:24 GMT

holy crap do i love a good veggie sub!

I'm Back!!

monkey3 — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 23:57:13 GMT

did all you ladies miss me? i just got back from Comic Con and i had a damn good time! i will be posting pics from the event soon!

am i a nerd...

monkey3 — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:46:24 GMT

because i found this very interesting?

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/22/science/space/22obspot.html

Nursery Rhymes

monkey3 — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 06:50:43 GMT

i just had this one pop into my head for some reason:

Higglety, pigglety, my black hen,
She lays eggs for gentlemen.
Gentlemen come every day
To see what my black hen doth lay.
Sometimes nine, and sometimes ten.
Higglety, pigglety, my black hen,

let's see what other ones you all can remember.

an interesting article

monkey3 — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 01:54:41 GMT

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/13/weekinreview/13mcneil.html

i would like to know what you all think of this. Good? Bad? Pointless? lets discuss it.

hehe belive it or not

monkey3 — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 01:26:53 GMT

i am now a legally ordained minister of the state of California!

Bryan's 100

monkey3 — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:42:25 GMT

ok, due to my chagrin over the previous book meme, i have decided to create my own 100 book list. this list is composed entirely of books i have read. let's see how everyone stacks up to my list. ther are some classics that are missing because i have not read them yet, and otehr works that i have read that i would not recommend unless you are going to be a Literature Major. these books do not appear in any particular order, i wrote it as it came to me.

Stranger In A Strange Land – Robert Heinlein
Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep – Phillip K. Dick
The Hitchhiker’s Trilogy – Douglas Adams
Darwin’s Radio – Greg Bear
The Gunslinger – Stephen King
Gun, With Occasional Music – Jonathan Lethem
War Of The Worlds – H.G. Wells
Watership Down – Richard Adams
The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy – J. R. R. Tolkien
Mars – Ben Bova

Farenheit 451 – Ray Bradbury
Earth – David Brin
K-PAX – Gene Brewer
The Sword Of Shannara – Terry Brooks
Dracula – Bram Stoker
Hans Of Iceland – Victor Hugo
World War Z – Max Brooks
The Stranger – Albert Camus
On The Road – Jack Kerouac
Ender’s Game – Orson Scott Card

Alice In Wonderland – Lewis Carroll
Childhood’s End – Arthur C. Clarke
Jurassic Park – Michael Crichton
A Scanner Darkly – Phillip K. Dick
To Your Scattered Bodies Go – Phillip Jose Farmer
American Gods – Neil Gaiman
Good Omens – Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
Neuromancer – William Gibson
Catch 22 – Joseph Heller
Dune – Frank Herbert

Brave New World – Aldous Huxley
1984 – George Orwell
The Metomorphosis – Franz Kafka
Solaris – Stanislaw Lem
I Am Legend – Richard Matheson
Rosemary’s Baby – Ira Levin
Ringworld – Larry Niven
Manifold Trilogy – Stephen Baxter
Dragon Prince Trilogy – Melanie Rawn
The Lathe Of Heaven – Ursula K. LeGuin

Cat’s Cradle – Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Narrative Of the Life Of Frederick Douglas (nonfiction) – Frederick Douglas
The Scientific Conquest Of Death: Essays On Infinite Lifespans (nonfiction) – The Immortality Institute
The Little Prince – Antoine de Saint-Exuprey
Contact – Carl Sagan
Frameshift – Robert J. Sawyer
The Jungle – Upton Sinclair
Candide – Voltaire
Green Eggs And Ham – Dr. Seuss
Frankenstein – Mary Shelley

Snow Crash – Neal Stephenson
Dies The Fire – S.M. Sterling
Steal This Book – Abbie Hoffman
What Fire Cannot Burn – John Ridley
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas – Hunter S. Thompson
Wizard’s First Rule – Terry Goodkind
Macbeth – Shakespeare
Animal Farm – George Orwell
The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas
Slaughterhouse Five – Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

The Death Gate Cycle – Margaret Weiss & Tracy Hickman
Gulliver’s Travels – Johnathan Swift
Grimm’s Fairy Tales – Brothers Grimm
Walden – Henry David Thoreau
The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn – Mark Twain
The Diary Of A Young Girl – Anne Frank
To Kill A Mockingbird – Harper Lee
Robinson Crusoe – Daniel Defoe
The Faded Sun Trilogy – C.J. Cherryh
DragonLance Chronicles – Margaret Weiss & Tracy Hickman

The Lost World – Arthur Conan Doyle
A History Of Pi (nonfiction) – Petr Beckmann
A Brief History Of Time (nonfiction) – Stephen Hawking
Something Wicked This Way Comes – Ray Bradbury
2001: A Space Odyssey – Arthur C. Clarke
Mists Of Avalon – Marion Zimmer Bradley
Jupiter – Ben Bova
The Zombie Survival Guide – Max Brooks
Day By Day Armageddon – J.L. Bourne
Dragonriders Of Pern – Anne McCaffery

The Universe In A Nutshell (nonfiction) – Stephen Hawking
The Door Into Summer – Robert Heinlein
The Stand – Stephen King
The Time Machine – H.G. Wells
Mrs Frisby And The Rats Of NIMH – Robert C. O’brien
Flowers For Algernon – Daniel Keyes
Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde – Robert Louis Stevenson
The Illiad and The Odyssey – Homer
Childe Roland To The Dark Tower Came – Robert Browning
Beowolf – Anon

Song Of Roland – Anon
Uncle Tom’s Cabin – Harriet Beecher Stowe
White Fang – Jack London
The Picture Of Dorian Grey – Oscar Wilde
Aesop’s Fables – Aesop
The Wizard Of Oz – Frank L. Baum
Seventh Son – Orson Scott Card
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea – Jules Verne
Paradise Lost – John Milton
Job: A Comedy Of Justice – Robert Heinlein

for those in the US

monkey3 — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 07:32:17 GMT

Happy 4th my lovely ladies!!! have a damn good one!

and for my non US ladies, i hope you have a wonderful weekend!!

PS i am working on my own 100 book list for you all to measure up to. it will be compose entirely of books i have already read.

i stole this from Milan

monkey3 — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:12:23 GMT

personally i think this list has to many craptacular books on it, and not enough of the really important classics that i have already read (mitch albom? *vomits*, and six percent of the list was fucking charles dickens, but no mark twain WTF!?!?!?!) and putting the bible on a list of books people most likely haven't read...

1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.

2) Italicize those you intend to read.

3) Underline the books you LOVE.

4) Reprint this list in your own so we can try and track down these people who've only read 6 and force books upon them ;-)

1. Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen

2. The Lord of the Rings - J.R.R. Tolkien

3. Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte

4. Harry Potter series - J.K. Rowling - 1-4 anyway

5. To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee

6. The Bible *(some of it) - same here

7. Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte

8. Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell

9. His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman

10. Great Expectations - Charles Dickens

11. Little Women - Louisa M Alcott

12. Tess of the D'Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy

13. Catch 22 - Joseph Heller

14. The Complete Works of Shakespeare

15. Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier

16. The Hobbit - J.R.R. Tolkien

17. Birdsong - Sebastian Faulks

18. Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger - i hated this

19. The Time Traveller's Wife - Audrey Niffenegger

20. Middlemarch - George Eliot

21. Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell

22. The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald

23. Bleak House - Charles Dickens

24. War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy

25. The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams

26. Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh

27. Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

28. Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck

29. Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll

30. The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame

31. Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy

32. David Copperfield - Charles Dickens

33. The Chronicles of Narnia - C.S. Lewis

34. Emma - Jane Austen

35. Persuasion - Jane Austen

36. The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - C.S. Lewis

37. The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini

38. Captain Corelli's Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres

39. Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden

40. Winnie the Pooh - A.A. Milne

41. Animal Farm - George Orwell

42. The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown

43. One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez

44. A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving

45. The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins

46. Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery

47. Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy

48. The Handmaid's Tale - Margaret Atwood

49. Lord of the Flies - William Golding

50. Atonement - Ian McEwan

51. Life of Pi - Yann Martel

52. Dune - Frank Herbert

53. Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons

54. Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen

55. A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth

56. The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

57. A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens

58. Brave New World - Aldous Huxley

59. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon

60. Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez

61. Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck

62. Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov

63. The Secret History - Donna Tartt

64. The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold

65. Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas

66. On The Road - Jack Kerouac

67. Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy

68. Bridget Jones' Diary - Helen Fielding

69. Midnight's Children - Salman Rushdie

70. Moby Dick - Herman Melville

71. Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens

72. Dracula - Bram Stoker

73. The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett

74. Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson

75. Ulysses - James Joyce

76. The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath

77. Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome

78. Germinal - Emile Zola

79. Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray

80. Possession - A.S. Byatt

81. A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens

82. Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell

83. The Color Purple - Alice Walker

84. The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro

85. Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert

86. A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry

87. Charlotte's Web - E.B. White

88. The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom - NO

89. Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

90. The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton

91. Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad

92. The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

93. The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks

94. Watership Down - Richard Adams

95. A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole

96. A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute

97. The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas

98. Hamlet - William Shakespeare

99. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl

100. Les Miserables - Victor Hugo

does anybody know...

monkey3 — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 05:22:02 GMT

if DN is going to have a presence at Comic Con?

*EDIT*

is anyone from DN going to be at Comic Con San Diego this year?

i suddenly remembered

monkey3 — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 02:11:20 GMT

just how fecking hot Yellow Thunder Woman of The Bastard Fairies is. oh yeah and i like their music too.

i am having way too much fin with this!

monkey3 — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:59:28 GMT

you must the the Spore Creature Generator!!

these are mine.

stolen from aradia - my itunes life soundtrack

monkey3 — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:43:37 GMT

Opening Credits
Lets Submerge - X-ray Spex - makes my life seem more exciting that it really is.

Waking Up
Unexplored Ruins - Cy2 - a very ominous sounding industrial remix of a Super Smash Bros. song... typical...

First Day at School
When To Her Lute Corrina Sings - Faith And The Muse - another song with ominous sounding music

Falling in Love
Disorder - Chiasm - sounds about right.

Fight Song
The President - King Missle - well this song could definitley start a fight.

Breaking Up
Confused Youth - Anti Flag

Prom
didnt go so i am skipping this one.

Life
If I Was A Dancer - Rolling Stones - if only my life was as funky as this song.

Mental Breakdown
Turn The Other Way - Fishbone - well, they do have some pretty crazy songs.

Driving
Techno Terror - Astral Projection - reminds me of my hollywood clubbing days, and that time i was chased by assassins through the streets of Prague.

Flashback
The Gleeman - Kamelot - ??? i was hoping for something better here

Wedding
Leaving The Arena Of Anthropology - Hella - this would be an awesome song my my nintendo themed wedding

Birth of a Child
Not A Pretty Girl - Ani Difranco - but i will love her anyway. yeah, i listen to Ani

Final Battle
Never Win (Benny Bennassi Mix) - Fisherspooner - damn again i was hoping for something better

Death Scene
Party For The Fight To Write - Atmosphere - poetic hip hop. why do i feel that this may be very appropriate.

Funeral Song
1000 Good Intentions - Rise Against - ok...

End Credits
The Sun Goes Down - The Killing Joke - an angry sounding song for an angry life???