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    <title>[Deviant Nation] plasticpuppet's Journal</title>
    <itunes:subtitle>We believe that people who love erotica are more than just faceless members sitting at a computer looking at photos of nameless models. We are a community, a cooperative, a society of people that are more than the dollar amount of their site memberships. </itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:author>Deviant Nation</itunes:author>
    <itunes:summary>We believe that people who love erotica are more than just faceless members sitting at a computer looking at photos of nameless models. We are a community, a cooperative, a society of people that are more than the dollar amount of their site memberships. We are striving to combine community, subculture, artistic expression and erotica all at once.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:summary>Jesus... summer depression sucks my ass.  I've been ignoring this growing depression for 2 weeks now and finally it has come home to roost.  

Of course paramount on this is the fact that I'm single, and have been for 2 years.  It's not like I don't meet people, I do, I meet alot of people.  I just don't connect with them, sometimes I wonder if we are even speaking the same language.  Anyways, I was told that I am cute... 

to me cute is like that horrible little rat-dog that Paris Hilton drags around in her purse, and accessory nothing more.</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[Jesus... summer depression sucks my ass.  I've been ignoring this growing depression for 2 weeks now and finally it has come home to roost.  

Of course paramount on this is the fact that I'm single, and have been for 2 years.  It's not like I don't meet people, I do, I meet alot of people.  I just don't connect with them, sometimes I wonder if we are even speaking the same language.  Anyways, I was told that I am cute... 

to me cute is like that horrible little rat-dog that Paris Hilton drags around in her purse, and accessory nothing more.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Jesus... summer depression sucks my ass.  I've been ignoring this growing depression for 2 weeks now and finally it has come home to roost.  

Of course paramount on this is the fact that I'm single, and have been for 2 years.  It's not like I don't meet people, I do, I meet alot of people.  I just don't connect with them, sometimes I wonder if we are even speaking the same language.  Anyways, I was told that I am cute... 

to me cute is like that horrible little rat-dog that Paris Hilton drags around in her purse, and accessory nothing more.]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 02:04:54 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>happy b-day to me</title>
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      <itunes:summary>well in one hour anyways. &lt;br /&gt;
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Taken at the nasty detroit river, no it isn't me, my belly is bigger. &lt;br /&gt;
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      <description><![CDATA[well in one hour anyways. 





Taken at the nasty detroit river, no it isn't me, my belly is bigger. 

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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[well in one hour anyways. <br />
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Taken at the nasty detroit river, no it isn't me, my belly is bigger. <br />
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      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 03:07:27 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>games</title>
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      <itunes:summary>Recently just finished GTA IV.  Great game btw.  And today received my WarHammer beta approval codes, so I'm waiting for that to finish installing.</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[Recently just finished GTA IV.  Great game btw.  And today received my WarHammer beta approval codes, so I'm waiting for that to finish installing.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Recently just finished GTA IV.  Great game btw.  And today received my WarHammer beta approval codes, so I'm waiting for that to finish installing.]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:50:17 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Bunch of new stuff...</title>
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      <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Well soon anyways.  Did a couple art shows one erotic and one sex and the city related, so I will have pictures from that to post.  But for the time being here is a pizza:

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.muchosucko.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media1.muchosucko.com//asset/thumb/045/581/450x1000/pizzanight.jpg"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Pizza night at Drumrave's on muchosucko.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And here is some stuff that I did.&lt;/p&gt;

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      <description><![CDATA[Well soon anyways.  Did a couple art shows one erotic and one sex and the city related, so I will have pictures from that to post.  But for the time being here is a pizza:


Pizza night at Drumrave's on muchosucko.com

And here is some stuff that I did.





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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well soon anyways.  Did a couple art shows one erotic and one sex and the city related, so I will have pictures from that to post.  But for the time being here is a pizza:

<p><a href="http://www.muchosucko.com/"><img src="http://media1.muchosucko.com//asset/thumb/045/581/450x1000/pizzanight.jpg"><br/>Pizza night at Drumrave's on muchosucko.com</a></p>

<p>And here is some stuff that I did.</p>

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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:48:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>still around</title>
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      <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Still doing my thing on MuchoSucko, and a couple other sites we have going (a site about cheese and the canadian postal system -- lol doing it for page rank).  Still doing photos,  more people that used them to get into agencies (nevermind the fact a polaraid would do the same for them).   There are several girls 'in the area' that I might be shooting sets for, assuming they get accepted.

&lt;p&gt;Nap time around here got interesting the other day.  I fell asleep and I was in the room with all these girls in their PJs.   Not a bad start, they were all doing there thing.  I decided to look around downstairs for some reason and suddenly I was back in highschool -- WHY OH WHY did i leave the room of girls --  and there was this massive explosion so I ran outside and jumped on a bike.  Cause that's normal *eye roll*.  Another massive explosion occurs and I was all like WHOA.  And out of the flames a firefighter comes running towards me, and he was carrying something that was shooting flames everywhere.  I could see and smell his flesh burning, so I could tell he was likley the hero of my dream.  As he runs toward me I jump off my bike to avoid his flaming ball.

&lt;p&gt;Of course in real life I jumped off my bed, well more like flipped myself off the bed landing on the floor.  Giving myself a bloody nose and a fat lip.

&lt;p&gt;The apartment is still the same as always, but next door a guy with tourette's syndrome moved in.  He of course is yelling all day and night, at least I only yell at night time.  I wonder if we yell at each other when we sleep?  Sometimes in the morning before he goes to work I can hear him yelling continously.  I like to imagine that he is standing infront of his mirror, all blurry eyed, yelling "fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck" to try and get it  out of his system before he goes to his job.

&lt;p&gt;Almost nearly thought a girl was interested in me... but then I realized she only likes to talk to me when she is drunk.  It's not that she is drunk that turns me off, infact, I rather like her drunk.   I melt the way she says my name.  Rather, she says when drunk that she would really like to hang out with me, but when I ask her sober about doing that she comes up with a reason not to.  I'm too old to play games no matter how sweet her voice is to my ears.</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[Still doing my thing on MuchoSucko, and a couple other sites we have going (a site about cheese and the canadian postal system -- lol doing it for page rank).  Still doing photos,  more people that used them to get into agencies (nevermind the fact a polaraid would do the same for them).   There are several girls 'in the area' that I might be shooting sets for, assuming they get accepted.

Nap time around here got interesting the other day.  I fell asleep and I was in the room with all these girls in their PJs.   Not a bad start, they were all doing there thing.  I decided to look around downstairs for some reason and suddenly I was back in highschool -- WHY OH WHY did i leave the room of girls --  and there was this massive explosion so I ran outside and jumped on a bike.  Cause that's normal *eye roll*.  Another massive explosion occurs and I was all like WHOA.  And out of the flames a firefighter comes running towards me, and he was carrying something that was shooting flames everywhere.  I could see and smell his flesh burning, so I could tell he was likley the hero of my dream.  As he runs toward me I jump off my bike to avoid his flaming ball.

Of course in real life I jumped off my bed, well more like flipped myself off the bed landing on the floor.  Giving myself a bloody nose and a fat lip.

The apartment is still the same as always, but next door a guy with tourette's syndrome moved in.  He of course is yelling all day and night, at least I only yell at night time.  I wonder if we yell at each other when we sleep?  Sometimes in the morning before he goes to work I can hear him yelling continously.  I like to imagine that he is standing infront of his mirror, all blurry eyed, yelling "fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck" to try and get it  out of his system before he goes to his job.

Almost nearly thought a girl was interested in me... but then I realized she only likes to talk to me when she is drunk.  It's not that she is drunk that turns me off, infact, I rather like her drunk.   I melt the way she says my name.  Rather, she says when drunk that she would really like to hang out with me, but when I ask her sober about doing that she comes up with a reason not to.  I'm too old to play games no matter how sweet her voice is to my ears.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Still doing my thing on MuchoSucko, and a couple other sites we have going (a site about cheese and the canadian postal system -- lol doing it for page rank).  Still doing photos,  more people that used them to get into agencies (nevermind the fact a polaraid would do the same for them).   There are several girls 'in the area' that I might be shooting sets for, assuming they get accepted.

<p>Nap time around here got interesting the other day.  I fell asleep and I was in the room with all these girls in their PJs.   Not a bad start, they were all doing there thing.  I decided to look around downstairs for some reason and suddenly I was back in highschool -- WHY OH WHY did i leave the room of girls --  and there was this massive explosion so I ran outside and jumped on a bike.  Cause that's normal *eye roll*.  Another massive explosion occurs and I was all like WHOA.  And out of the flames a firefighter comes running towards me, and he was carrying something that was shooting flames everywhere.  I could see and smell his flesh burning, so I could tell he was likley the hero of my dream.  As he runs toward me I jump off my bike to avoid his flaming ball.

<p>Of course in real life I jumped off my bed, well more like flipped myself off the bed landing on the floor.  Giving myself a bloody nose and a fat lip.

<p>The apartment is still the same as always, but next door a guy with tourette's syndrome moved in.  He of course is yelling all day and night, at least I only yell at night time.  I wonder if we yell at each other when we sleep?  Sometimes in the morning before he goes to work I can hear him yelling continously.  I like to imagine that he is standing infront of his mirror, all blurry eyed, yelling "fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck" to try and get it  out of his system before he goes to his job.

<p>Almost nearly thought a girl was interested in me... but then I realized she only likes to talk to me when she is drunk.  It's not that she is drunk that turns me off, infact, I rather like her drunk.   I melt the way she says my name.  Rather, she says when drunk that she would really like to hang out with me, but when I ask her sober about doing that she comes up with a reason not to.  I'm too old to play games no matter how sweet her voice is to my ears.]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:33:33 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>still around....</title>
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      <itunes:summary>Yup I'm still here. Alive and kicking.  I've been so busy as of late that it is sickening, worse still it's the kind of busy that fools you into thinking that you've actually accomplished something.  When you step back, however,  you realize not a single fucking thing has been accomplished.  In short, I feel like I've been working really hard, but I have nothing to show for it.  This is of course in regards to my photos, my real work at &lt;a href="http://www.muchosucko.com/"&gt;muchosucko.com&lt;/a&gt; is going well. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyways, due to that stress, and a nagging but building depression the doctors have re-upped my medication.  Naturally, while my body readjusts itself,  this has resulted in some cool zombie like behaviour:  insomnia, lack of energy, spacing out for periods of time, more depression, mood swings... you know all the stuff the medication is supposed to stop.  Irony. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I'm taking a break from photography all of November.  This is as much of an experiment as a well needed rest from it.   It's an experiment to see if I will miss taking photos, to see if I truly enjoy it.  It's like taking a break from a lover I guess, even though I think people who actually do that are mentally handicapped or living in a dream world. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Heh.  I got a new phone.  Yes, this actually excites me cause it is a good phone.  My old phone was/is a sack of shit, the battery got the point it only lasted 15 minutes, sometimes it just didn't ring, the ringer wasn't loud enough, and well it just all around sucked.  So anyways, got a new one, I have always had this kick ass long distance plan.  The reasoning behind it is that someday I would like to talk on the phone more maybe to my parents, maybe to a friend, who knows maybe even to you.  So yeah, I got a new phone.  Too bad it doesn't ring :/ &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My therapist said I need to write out a list of what negative things can result from anti-social behaviour and more to the point: the severe isolation that happened to me last year over about 8 months.   Anyways, I've always felt that I'm pretty much out of touch with my inner-self, I never really can express how I feel to people, I can't be honest with myself let alone others as a result I feel I lack insight into myself.  She feels I have the opposite, that I have a great deal of insight into my own inner workings and that I choose to ignore it.  Hence my little project.    I'm about 3/4's done writing it, perhaps I will share it here, some people might get a kick out it. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The other day I was on the bus and we are riding along when this girl starts motioning to the guy beside her to ring the bell.  It was clear that English was her second language, well clear to me seeing as she was Arab, saying only a couple English words like &amp;quot;pull pull&amp;quot; as in pull the bell, that and the thick god damned accent.  So that's fine, I could still understand what she wanted as could everyone else on the bus, except for the asshole she was talking to.  After a few moments someone else rang the bell, and she was very grateful and she had very pretty smile.  As she is getting off the bus this hillbilly, who was probably embarrassed by his in ability to comprehend basic English or motions, &lt;strike&gt;says to&lt;/strike&gt; yells at her: &lt;strong&gt;&amp;quot;Maybe if you learned to speak fuckin'  English we would be able to understand you... stupid sandnigger whore&amp;quot;&lt;/strong&gt;. Nice. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyways, everyones eyes pretty much bulged out of their heads.  I was in a particularly bad mood and I know if I would have said anything to the guy it would have turned into a fight and I would have beaten this hillbilly with my lightstand.   To my &lt;strike&gt;surprise&lt;/strike&gt; out right horror,  however,  not a single person said anything to this fuck.  While she may not have been able to speak English as well as the rest of us I'm pretty sure she understood &amp;quot;sandnigger whore&amp;quot; just fine. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(When I say hillbilly, I mean hillbilly.  He had a southern drawl in his voice.  Living in south Detroit for 4 years I got to hear a lot of this and got to see the well deserved attitudes and stereotypes that come with it) &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I bring this up partially because it's on my mind, I feel bad because I didn't stand up for her (a stranger) and I feel embarrassed to have witnessed it.  But also partially because I see a similar behaviour here at DN on the forums.  I no longer participate in the forums here but I do read them. Being told I'm worthless and therefore my opinion is worthless because I'm Canadian makes me feel welcomed; watching someone who has a different first language get cut down is cozy; and watching the same group of people get into heated 'debate' on after the other to me just screams troll.  It seems a few people think they are being assertive when they cut people down, when really they are just overly aggressive and pathetic... no matter how well they speak the language. &lt;br /&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[Yup I'm still here. Alive and kicking.  I've been so busy as of late that it is sickening, worse still it's the kind of busy that fools you into thinking that you've actually accomplished something.  When you step back, however,  you realize not a single fucking thing has been accomplished.  In short, I feel like I've been working really hard, but I have nothing to show for it.  This is of course in regards to my photos, my real work at muchosucko.com is going well. 
 


Anyways, due to that stress, and a nagging but building depression the doctors have re-upped my medication.  Naturally, while my body readjusts itself,  this has resulted in some cool zombie like behaviour:  insomnia, lack of energy, spacing out for periods of time, more depression, mood swings... you know all the stuff the medication is supposed to stop.  Irony. 
 


So I'm taking a break from photography all of November.  This is as much of an experiment as a well needed rest from it.   It's an experiment to see if I will miss taking photos, to see if I truly enjoy it.  It's like taking a break from a lover I guess, even though I think people who actually do that are mentally handicapped or living in a dream world. 
 


Heh.  I got a new phone.  Yes, this actually excites me cause it is a good phone.  My old phone was/is a sack of shit, the battery got the point it only lasted 15 minutes, sometimes it just didn't ring, the ringer wasn't loud enough, and well it just all around sucked.  So anyways, got a new one, I have always had this kick ass long distance plan.  The reasoning behind it is that someday I would like to talk on the phone more maybe to my parents, maybe to a friend, who knows maybe even to you.  So yeah, I got a new phone.  Too bad it doesn't ring :/ 
 


My therapist said I need to write out a list of what negative things can result from anti-social behaviour and more to the point: the severe isolation that happened to me last year over about 8 months.   Anyways, I've always felt that I'm pretty much out of touch with my inner-self, I never really can express how I feel to people, I can't be honest with myself let alone others as a result I feel I lack insight into myself.  She feels I have the opposite, that I have a great deal of insight into my own inner workings and that I choose to ignore it.  Hence my little project.    I'm about 3/4's done writing it, perhaps I will share it here, some people might get a kick out it. 
 


The other day I was on the bus and we are riding along when this girl starts motioning to the guy beside her to ring the bell.  It was clear that English was her second language, well clear to me seeing as she was Arab, saying only a couple English words like &quot;pull pull&quot; as in pull the bell, that and the thick god damned accent.  So that's fine, I could still understand what she wanted as could everyone else on the bus, except for the asshole she was talking to.  After a few moments someone else rang the bell, and she was very grateful and she had very pretty smile.  As she is getting off the bus this hillbilly, who was probably embarrassed by his in ability to comprehend basic English or motions, says to yells at her: &quot;Maybe if you learned to speak fuckin'  English we would be able to understand you... stupid sandnigger whore&quot;. Nice. 
 


Anyways, everyones eyes pretty much bulged out of their heads.  I was in a particularly bad mood and I know if I would have said anything to the guy it would have turned into a fight and I would have beaten this hillbilly with my lightstand.   To my surprise out right horror,  however,  not a single person said anything to this fuck.  While she may not have been able to speak English as well as the rest of us I'm pretty sure she understood &quot;sandnigger whore&quot; just fine. 
 


(When I say hillbilly, I mean hillbilly.  He had a southern drawl in his voice.  Living in south Detroit for 4 years I got to hear a lot of this and got to see the well deserved attitudes and stereotypes that come with it) 
 


I bring this up partially because it's on my mind, I feel bad because I didn't stand up for her (a stranger) and I feel embarrassed to have witnessed it.  But also partially because I see a similar behaviour here at DN on the forums.  I no longer participate in the forums here but I do read them. Being told I'm worthless and therefore my opinion is worthless because I'm Canadian makes me feel welcomed; watching someone who has a different first language get cut down is cozy; and watching the same group of people get into heated 'debate' on after the other to me just screams troll.  It seems a few people think they are being assertive when they cut people down, when really they are just overly aggressive and pathetic... no matter how well they speak the language. 
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Yup I'm still here. Alive and kicking.  I've been so busy as of late that it is sickening, worse still it's the kind of busy that fools you into thinking that you've actually accomplished something.  When you step back, however,  you realize not a single fucking thing has been accomplished.  In short, I feel like I've been working really hard, but I have nothing to show for it.  This is of course in regards to my photos, my real work at <a href="http://www.muchosucko.com/">muchosucko.com</a> is going well. <br /> <br /><br /><br />Anyways, due to that stress, and a nagging but building depression the doctors have re-upped my medication.  Naturally, while my body readjusts itself,  this has resulted in some cool zombie like behaviour:  insomnia, lack of energy, spacing out for periods of time, more depression, mood swings... you know all the stuff the medication is supposed to stop.  Irony. <br /> <br /><br /><br />So I'm taking a break from photography all of November.  This is as much of an experiment as a well needed rest from it.   It's an experiment to see if I will miss taking photos, to see if I truly enjoy it.  It's like taking a break from a lover I guess, even though I think people who actually do that are mentally handicapped or living in a dream world. <br /> <br /><br /><br />Heh.  I got a new phone.  Yes, this actually excites me cause it is a good phone.  My old phone was/is a sack of shit, the battery got the point it only lasted 15 minutes, sometimes it just didn't ring, the ringer wasn't loud enough, and well it just all around sucked.  So anyways, got a new one, I have always had this kick ass long distance plan.  The reasoning behind it is that someday I would like to talk on the phone more maybe to my parents, maybe to a friend, who knows maybe even to you.  So yeah, I got a new phone.  Too bad it doesn't ring :/ <br /> <br /><br /><br />My therapist said I need to write out a list of what negative things can result from anti-social behaviour and more to the point: the severe isolation that happened to me last year over about 8 months.   Anyways, I've always felt that I'm pretty much out of touch with my inner-self, I never really can express how I feel to people, I can't be honest with myself let alone others as a result I feel I lack insight into myself.  She feels I have the opposite, that I have a great deal of insight into my own inner workings and that I choose to ignore it.  Hence my little project.    I'm about 3/4's done writing it, perhaps I will share it here, some people might get a kick out it. <br /> <br /><br /><br />The other day I was on the bus and we are riding along when this girl starts motioning to the guy beside her to ring the bell.  It was clear that English was her second language, well clear to me seeing as she was Arab, saying only a couple English words like &quot;pull pull&quot; as in pull the bell, that and the thick god damned accent.  So that's fine, I could still understand what she wanted as could everyone else on the bus, except for the asshole she was talking to.  After a few moments someone else rang the bell, and she was very grateful and she had very pretty smile.  As she is getting off the bus this hillbilly, who was probably embarrassed by his in ability to comprehend basic English or motions, <strike>says to</strike> yells at her: <strong>&quot;Maybe if you learned to speak fuckin'  English we would be able to understand you... stupid sandnigger whore&quot;</strong>. Nice. <br /> <br /><br /><br />Anyways, everyones eyes pretty much bulged out of their heads.  I was in a particularly bad mood and I know if I would have said anything to the guy it would have turned into a fight and I would have beaten this hillbilly with my lightstand.   To my <strike>surprise</strike> out right horror,  however,  not a single person said anything to this fuck.  While she may not have been able to speak English as well as the rest of us I'm pretty sure she understood &quot;sandnigger whore&quot; just fine. <br /> <br /><br /><br />(When I say hillbilly, I mean hillbilly.  He had a southern drawl in his voice.  Living in south Detroit for 4 years I got to hear a lot of this and got to see the well deserved attitudes and stereotypes that come with it) <br /> <br /><br /><br />I bring this up partially because it's on my mind, I feel bad because I didn't stand up for her (a stranger) and I feel embarrassed to have witnessed it.  But also partially because I see a similar behaviour here at DN on the forums.  I no longer participate in the forums here but I do read them. Being told I'm worthless and therefore my opinion is worthless because I'm Canadian makes me feel welcomed; watching someone who has a different first language get cut down is cozy; and watching the same group of people get into heated 'debate' on after the other to me just screams troll.  It seems a few people think they are being assertive when they cut people down, when really they are just overly aggressive and pathetic... no matter how well they speak the language. <br />]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 09:26:34 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>I felt like destroying something beautiful.</title>
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      <itunes:summary>LOL. It's funny how a series of pictures with a little bit of theatrical makeup can enrage a few people and cause people to delete you from their friends list.&amp;nbsp; The pictures below I'm catching quite a bit of flack for, and even more so the girl is.&amp;nbsp; I know a real junkie would take one look at these and say &amp;quot;Hmmm, nice effort, but that's not reality&amp;quot; so I suspect the people bitching and complaining about triggers, relapse and what not actually don't have a clue. I'd like to point out at least one of the bitchers hypocritically list not just Requiem of a Dream as a favourite movie, but also Spun, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas AND Salton Sea.&amp;nbsp; Knee jerk reaction from weak minded fools.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The less weak minded (and likely more intelligent) have said things like &amp;quot;Wow I hate those pictures, but I can't look away&amp;quot;.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For the record these pictures make even me uneasy and hit home on several levels.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh well I did these to evoke a reaction in my sleepy little idle-minded city I momentarily call home and that's exactly what I got I suppose.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1637/collage1_iv.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And more Specifically this picture:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1636/_dsc7747_iv.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And mildly some mixed reactions over this picture:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1635/_dsc7658_iv.jpg" alt="" /&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[LOL. It's funny how a series of pictures with a little bit of theatrical makeup can enrage a few people and cause people to delete you from their friends list.&nbsp; The pictures below I'm catching quite a bit of flack for, and even more so the girl is.&nbsp; I know a real junkie would take one look at these and say &quot;Hmmm, nice effort, but that's not reality&quot; so I suspect the people bitching and complaining about triggers, relapse and what not actually don't have a clue. I'd like to point out at least one of the bitchers hypocritically list not just Requiem of a Dream as a favourite movie, but also Spun, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas AND Salton Sea.&nbsp; Knee jerk reaction from weak minded fools.

The less weak minded (and likely more intelligent) have said things like &quot;Wow I hate those pictures, but I can't look away&quot;.&nbsp; 

For the record these pictures make even me uneasy and hit home on several levels.

Oh well I did these to evoke a reaction in my sleepy little idle-minded city I momentarily call home and that's exactly what I got I suppose.




And more Specifically this picture:




And mildly some mixed reactions over this picture:

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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[LOL. It's funny how a series of pictures with a little bit of theatrical makeup can enrage a few people and cause people to delete you from their friends list.&nbsp; The pictures below I'm catching quite a bit of flack for, and even more so the girl is.&nbsp; I know a real junkie would take one look at these and say &quot;Hmmm, nice effort, but that's not reality&quot; so I suspect the people bitching and complaining about triggers, relapse and what not actually don't have a clue. I'd like to point out at least one of the bitchers hypocritically list not just Requiem of a Dream as a favourite movie, but also Spun, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas AND Salton Sea.&nbsp; Knee jerk reaction from weak minded fools.<br /><br />The less weak minded (and likely more intelligent) have said things like &quot;Wow I hate those pictures, but I can't look away&quot;.&nbsp; <br /><br />For the record these pictures make even me uneasy and hit home on several levels.<br /><br />Oh well I did these to evoke a reaction in my sleepy little idle-minded city I momentarily call home and that's exactly what I got I suppose.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1637/collage1_iv.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br /><br />And more Specifically this picture:<br /><br /><img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1636/_dsc7747_iv.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br /><br />And mildly some mixed reactions over this picture:<br /><br /><img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1635/_dsc7658_iv.jpg" alt="" />]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Sep 2007 01:36:33 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Portfolio -- Or getting off my lazy ass and doing something</title>
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      <itunes:summary>So I finally put a bunch of pictures in my photographer portfolio.  It's always hard for me to pick pictures like that.  Sometimes it feels like picking between your left or right testicle... you just like one or the other for different reasons.  So, its really more of a sampling of photos then anything else.  I tend to look at images very quickly and if I like it initially at first glance there is a good chance that it is good, but if it makes me stop and look then I become enraged and irritated by all the small details that I could have done better.  The &amp;quot;if only&amp;quot; syndrome.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OH yeah I also picked different images for the headers, and icons, and avatars.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Heh look at my images, damn I picked some dark moody ones.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyways go here: http://www.deviantnation.com/members/portfolio/plasticpuppet look at them, make comments, rate stuff... let me know what you think (good or bad).  Maybe some day I'll get featured, that'd be cool... but I think I need to sex it up a bit.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joe Jackson is get very long in the tooth.  He finally just woke up for the day (which really means getting off the bed, walking to his chair, and sleeping on that), he was standing on the bed looking pretty grumpy.  I recognize that look:  I think he needs a morning coffee.</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[So I finally put a bunch of pictures in my photographer portfolio.  It's always hard for me to pick pictures like that.  Sometimes it feels like picking between your left or right testicle... you just like one or the other for different reasons.  So, its really more of a sampling of photos then anything else.  I tend to look at images very quickly and if I like it initially at first glance there is a good chance that it is good, but if it makes me stop and look then I become enraged and irritated by all the small details that I could have done better.  The &quot;if only&quot; syndrome.  

OH yeah I also picked different images for the headers, and icons, and avatars.

Heh look at my images, damn I picked some dark moody ones.  

Anyways go here: http://www.deviantnation.com/members/portfolio/plasticpuppet look at them, make comments, rate stuff... let me know what you think (good or bad).  Maybe some day I'll get featured, that'd be cool... but I think I need to sex it up a bit.  

Joe Jackson is get very long in the tooth.  He finally just woke up for the day (which really means getting off the bed, walking to his chair, and sleeping on that), he was standing on the bed looking pretty grumpy.  I recognize that look:  I think he needs a morning coffee.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[So I finally put a bunch of pictures in my photographer portfolio.  It's always hard for me to pick pictures like that.  Sometimes it feels like picking between your left or right testicle... you just like one or the other for different reasons.  So, its really more of a sampling of photos then anything else.  I tend to look at images very quickly and if I like it initially at first glance there is a good chance that it is good, but if it makes me stop and look then I become enraged and irritated by all the small details that I could have done better.  The &quot;if only&quot; syndrome.  <br /><br />OH yeah I also picked different images for the headers, and icons, and avatars.<br /><br />Heh look at my images, damn I picked some dark moody ones.  <br /><br />Anyways go here: http://www.deviantnation.com/members/portfolio/plasticpuppet look at them, make comments, rate stuff... let me know what you think (good or bad).  Maybe some day I'll get featured, that'd be cool... but I think I need to sex it up a bit.  <br /><br />Joe Jackson is get very long in the tooth.  He finally just woke up for the day (which really means getting off the bed, walking to his chair, and sleeping on that), he was standing on the bed looking pretty grumpy.  I recognize that look:  I think he needs a morning coffee.]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 17:38:57 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>i drank 10 cups of coffee...</title>
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      <itunes:summary>and now for an impression of me: &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;what are you doing?what are you doing?what are you doing?what are you doing?what are you doing?what are you doing?I don't know what i'm going cause I drank too much coffee!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Summer is now like what 2/3rds over?  I feel like I've been busy, but I'm accomplished very little. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Yesterday I was coming home from getting groceries.  So I'm sitting there waiting the bus and this craptastic mini-van pulls up with it's muffler dragging and the passenger starts say &amp;quot;fag&amp;quot; over and over.  How cute.   I wish I could project my thoughts into other peoples minds, because what I was thinking was how unfortunate it was that I was looking forward to eatting my chicken that I just purchased as I really wanted to walk over and shove the raw pieces of meat into his eyes and mouth.  Seriously, this is how my mind works. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Then the bus arrives, I get on it, and when I get off I see the same fucking van and the douche bag is still going on about how I'm a fag. Okay, fine, I was thinking I was the one with the mental damage but I guess I was wrong.  Then later coming back from Subway the van drives by again and the twat yells out the window &amp;quot;FAG&amp;quot;...  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;*sigh*  this guy is obsessed and he is also incredibly lucky that I don't carry my tripod around with me.  Seriously.  Re-enforced metal tubes straight to the head is what this guy would have received.  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Anyways it wouldn't really be a PP post if it didn't include some photos: &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1525/_dsc5259_web.jpg" alt="" /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1564/_dsc6068-2_800.jpg" alt="" /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1622/_dsc6482_iv.jpg" alt="" /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1489/_dsc4559_web.jpg" alt="" /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1632/large/_dsc6115_web.jpg" alt="" /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;A bunch of stuff I've done this month...</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[and now for an impression of me: 
 
&quot;what are you doing?what are you doing?what are you doing?what are you doing?what are you doing?what are you doing?I don't know what i'm going cause I drank too much coffee!&quot; 
 
Summer is now like what 2/3rds over?  I feel like I've been busy, but I'm accomplished very little. 
 
Yesterday I was coming home from getting groceries.  So I'm sitting there waiting the bus and this craptastic mini-van pulls up with it's muffler dragging and the passenger starts say &quot;fag&quot; over and over.  How cute.   I wish I could project my thoughts into other peoples minds, because what I was thinking was how unfortunate it was that I was looking forward to eatting my chicken that I just purchased as I really wanted to walk over and shove the raw pieces of meat into his eyes and mouth.  Seriously, this is how my mind works. 
 
Then the bus arrives, I get on it, and when I get off I see the same fucking van and the douche bag is still going on about how I'm a fag. Okay, fine, I was thinking I was the one with the mental damage but I guess I was wrong.  Then later coming back from Subway the van drives by again and the twat yells out the window &quot;FAG&quot;...  
 
*sigh*  this guy is obsessed and he is also incredibly lucky that I don't carry my tripod around with me.  Seriously.  Re-enforced metal tubes straight to the head is what this guy would have received.  
 
Anyways it wouldn't really be a PP post if it didn't include some photos: 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
A bunch of stuff I've done this month...]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[and now for an impression of me: <br /> <br />&quot;what are you doing?what are you doing?what are you doing?what are you doing?what are you doing?what are you doing?I don't know what i'm going cause I drank too much coffee!&quot; <br /> <br />Summer is now like what 2/3rds over?  I feel like I've been busy, but I'm accomplished very little. <br /> <br />Yesterday I was coming home from getting groceries.  So I'm sitting there waiting the bus and this craptastic mini-van pulls up with it's muffler dragging and the passenger starts say &quot;fag&quot; over and over.  How cute.   I wish I could project my thoughts into other peoples minds, because what I was thinking was how unfortunate it was that I was looking forward to eatting my chicken that I just purchased as I really wanted to walk over and shove the raw pieces of meat into his eyes and mouth.  Seriously, this is how my mind works. <br /> <br />Then the bus arrives, I get on it, and when I get off I see the same fucking van and the douche bag is still going on about how I'm a fag. Okay, fine, I was thinking I was the one with the mental damage but I guess I was wrong.  Then later coming back from Subway the van drives by again and the twat yells out the window &quot;FAG&quot;...  <br /> <br />*sigh*  this guy is obsessed and he is also incredibly lucky that I don't carry my tripod around with me.  Seriously.  Re-enforced metal tubes straight to the head is what this guy would have received.  <br /> <br />Anyways it wouldn't really be a PP post if it didn't include some photos: <br /> <br /><img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1525/_dsc5259_web.jpg" alt="" /> <br /> <br /><img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1564/_dsc6068-2_800.jpg" alt="" /> <br /> <br /><img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1622/_dsc6482_iv.jpg" alt="" /> <br /> <br /><img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1489/_dsc4559_web.jpg" alt="" /> <br /> <br /><img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1632/large/_dsc6115_web.jpg" alt="" /> <br /> <br />A bunch of stuff I've done this month...]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>birthday</title>
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      <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;So far my Bday is going well.  I went to a petting zoo and petted some goats.  Sounds silly, but it makes Joe Jackson (my cat) jealous.  I got a balloon and he is playing with that now.  I also some some turtles humping which was kinda funny but kinda weird.  The female has her head all mashed up against the wall and his head was all strained and looked like a big fat cock.  Weird.

&lt;p&gt;Then I went to a Thai restaurant and had spicy peanut chicken and my sorta date and I shared a fried banana withe coconut milk.  It was good.  Might be going out drinking tonight, or maybe I'll save that for tomorrow.</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[So far my Bday is going well.  I went to a petting zoo and petted some goats.  Sounds silly, but it makes Joe Jackson (my cat) jealous.  I got a balloon and he is playing with that now.  I also some some turtles humping which was kinda funny but kinda weird.  The female has her head all mashed up against the wall and his head was all strained and looked like a big fat cock.  Weird.

Then I went to a Thai restaurant and had spicy peanut chicken and my sorta date and I shared a fried banana withe coconut milk.  It was good.  Might be going out drinking tonight, or maybe I'll save that for tomorrow.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So far my Bday is going well.  I went to a petting zoo and petted some goats.  Sounds silly, but it makes Joe Jackson (my cat) jealous.  I got a balloon and he is playing with that now.  I also some some turtles humping which was kinda funny but kinda weird.  The female has her head all mashed up against the wall and his head was all strained and looked like a big fat cock.  Weird.

<p>Then I went to a Thai restaurant and had spicy peanut chicken and my sorta date and I shared a fried banana withe coconut milk.  It was good.  Might be going out drinking tonight, or maybe I'll save that for tomorrow.]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2007 00:11:42 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>controversy</title>
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      <itunes:summary>These two girls apparently have some mutual ex's and ex-friends and now they are friends.&amp;nbsp; So they wanted to do a series of pictures that would cause some people to talk.&amp;nbsp; You can see &lt;a href="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/blog/show/scandal_time_for_action"&gt;more at my website&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1329/dsc_1129_800.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1334/dsc_1165_800.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1336/dsc_1178_800.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1337/dsc_1179_800.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and now i have to go find my missing compact flash card :/</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[These two girls apparently have some mutual ex's and ex-friends and now they are friends.&nbsp; So they wanted to do a series of pictures that would cause some people to talk.&nbsp; You can see more at my website










and now i have to go find my missing compact flash card :/]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[These two girls apparently have some mutual ex's and ex-friends and now they are friends.&nbsp; So they wanted to do a series of pictures that would cause some people to talk.&nbsp; You can see <a href="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/blog/show/scandal_time_for_action">more at my website</a><br /><br /><img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1329/dsc_1129_800.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1334/dsc_1165_800.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1336/dsc_1178_800.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1337/dsc_1179_800.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br />and now i have to go find my missing compact flash card :/]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 07:55:58 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>plans are for fools.</title>
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      <itunes:summary>Summer hasn't gone exactly as planned.  But as my favourite Aqua Teen quotes says &amp;quot;Plans are for fools&amp;quot;.  Naturally, I've been taking a lot of pictures like these ones below: &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/images/collage_800.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1309/_dsc3202_iiv.jpg" alt="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1309/_dsc3202_iiv.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1275/DSC_2526_t_800.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1258/_DSC2898_t_800.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In order Melissa-Rae, Roxi D'Lite, Dayna, and the last one is of me actually.&amp;nbsp; Self portraits are fun if you are good looking otherwise you end up with that! LOL.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Anyways, lets see last thursday hung out with a girl, instead of having sex I watched her get her labia pierced in a double christina.&amp;nbsp; That actually was much more entertaining then sex -- is that normal?&amp;nbsp; She screamed a lot.&amp;nbsp; Anyways, that hole is dry for awhile -- points for double reference? Yes no?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My birthday is coming up soon, in fact&amp;nbsp; it is this Thursday.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I'll be 32.&amp;nbsp; Sometimes I feel really old, many other times I don't feel a day over 24.&amp;nbsp; Anyways, birthdays are depressing for me.&amp;nbsp; I can remember 3 birthdays that didn't suck and one of them involved food poisoning (age 21), another involved beating up another kid (age 6 I think), and another involved soccer (age 10).&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think out of all those the food poisoning day was the most entertaining.&amp;nbsp; We went to the city fair the day before and I ate a tainted burger, went out the next day to the animal farm where I got attacked by a swan and then we played frisbee till we started getting sick and continued while we were sick.&amp;nbsp; Good times.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyways it just one of those depressing times in life.&amp;nbsp; Not for any particular reason that I can think of just is.&amp;nbsp; Some people get depressed in the winter for me it is the summer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh yeah, hahah, I'm such a geek.&amp;nbsp; I went back and watched all of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.&amp;nbsp; I'm 1/2 through season 7.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I have to say I will be glad when I'm done watching all 144 episodes as the character Dawn (Buffy's sister) totally annoys me every damned scene she is in.&amp;nbsp; I wish someone would just drive a railroad spike through her head.&amp;nbsp; Seriously.&amp;nbsp; Buffy should have pushed that dumb broad into the energy hole when she had the chance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[Summer hasn't gone exactly as planned.  But as my favourite Aqua Teen quotes says &quot;Plans are for fools&quot;.  Naturally, I've been taking a lot of pictures like these ones below: 
 












In order Melissa-Rae, Roxi D'Lite, Dayna, and the last one is of me actually.&nbsp; Self portraits are fun if you are good looking otherwise you end up with that! LOL.&nbsp;&nbsp; Anyways, lets see last thursday hung out with a girl, instead of having sex I watched her get her labia pierced in a double christina.&nbsp; That actually was much more entertaining then sex -- is that normal?&nbsp; She screamed a lot.&nbsp; Anyways, that hole is dry for awhile -- points for double reference? Yes no?

My birthday is coming up soon, in fact&nbsp; it is this Thursday.&nbsp;&nbsp; I'll be 32.&nbsp; Sometimes I feel really old, many other times I don't feel a day over 24.&nbsp; Anyways, birthdays are depressing for me.&nbsp; I can remember 3 birthdays that didn't suck and one of them involved food poisoning (age 21), another involved beating up another kid (age 6 I think), and another involved soccer (age 10).&nbsp; 

I think out of all those the food poisoning day was the most entertaining.&nbsp; We went to the city fair the day before and I ate a tainted burger, went out the next day to the animal farm where I got attacked by a swan and then we played frisbee till we started getting sick and continued while we were sick.&nbsp; Good times.

Anyways it just one of those depressing times in life.&nbsp; Not for any particular reason that I can think of just is.&nbsp; Some people get depressed in the winter for me it is the summer.

Oh yeah, hahah, I'm such a geek.&nbsp; I went back and watched all of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.&nbsp; I'm 1/2 through season 7.&nbsp;&nbsp; I have to say I will be glad when I'm done watching all 144 episodes as the character Dawn (Buffy's sister) totally annoys me every damned scene she is in.&nbsp; I wish someone would just drive a railroad spike through her head.&nbsp; Seriously.&nbsp; Buffy should have pushed that dumb broad into the energy hole when she had the chance.

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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Summer hasn't gone exactly as planned.  But as my favourite Aqua Teen quotes says &quot;Plans are for fools&quot;.  Naturally, I've been taking a lot of pictures like these ones below: <br /> <br /><br /><img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/images/collage_800.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1309/_dsc3202_iiv.jpg" alt="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1309/_dsc3202_iiv.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1275/DSC_2526_t_800.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1258/_DSC2898_t_800.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br />In order Melissa-Rae, Roxi D'Lite, Dayna, and the last one is of me actually.&nbsp; Self portraits are fun if you are good looking otherwise you end up with that! LOL.&nbsp;&nbsp; Anyways, lets see last thursday hung out with a girl, instead of having sex I watched her get her labia pierced in a double christina.&nbsp; That actually was much more entertaining then sex -- is that normal?&nbsp; She screamed a lot.&nbsp; Anyways, that hole is dry for awhile -- points for double reference? Yes no?<br /><br />My birthday is coming up soon, in fact&nbsp; it is this Thursday.&nbsp;&nbsp; I'll be 32.&nbsp; Sometimes I feel really old, many other times I don't feel a day over 24.&nbsp; Anyways, birthdays are depressing for me.&nbsp; I can remember 3 birthdays that didn't suck and one of them involved food poisoning (age 21), another involved beating up another kid (age 6 I think), and another involved soccer (age 10).&nbsp; <br /><br />I think out of all those the food poisoning day was the most entertaining.&nbsp; We went to the city fair the day before and I ate a tainted burger, went out the next day to the animal farm where I got attacked by a swan and then we played frisbee till we started getting sick and continued while we were sick.&nbsp; Good times.<br /><br />Anyways it just one of those depressing times in life.&nbsp; Not for any particular reason that I can think of just is.&nbsp; Some people get depressed in the winter for me it is the summer.<br /><br />Oh yeah, hahah, I'm such a geek.&nbsp; I went back and watched all of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.&nbsp; I'm 1/2 through season 7.&nbsp;&nbsp; I have to say I will be glad when I'm done watching all 144 episodes as the character Dawn (Buffy's sister) totally annoys me every damned scene she is in.&nbsp; I wish someone would just drive a railroad spike through her head.&nbsp; Seriously.&nbsp; Buffy should have pushed that dumb broad into the energy hole when she had the chance.<br /><br />]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 00:06:13 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Friends Only Journal</itunes:subtitle>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2007 09:54:45 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>This post gets a F for originality and content.</title>
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      <itunes:summary>The Detroit/Windsor Freedom Festival fireworks are tonight and I've been looking forward to them for like a year.  I wanted to take photos of them, but I feel like total crap at the moment.  So Joe Jackson (that's my cat's name) and I will probably just hang out  here.   &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The digital cable is out too.  Oh well that's probably for the best, I've been thinking about canceling my TV subscription for awhile.  I've been so busy with things lately  that I can't justify paying 60.00 for something I barely use -- although the same could be said about my phone.  I can call anywhere in North America for free for as long as I want, and I use it for a whopping 15 minutes total a week, mostly letting people in with my buzzer. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The internet however is something I use constantly and heavily.  I download many of my brit-coms that I like.  Just because I sometimes like to make lists here is a list of some of the ones I like the most: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
    &lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_IT_Crowd"&gt;The IT Crowd&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
    &lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mighty_Boosh"&gt;The Mighty Boosh&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
    &lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Books"&gt;Black Books&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
    &lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_Ted"&gt;Father Ted&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
    &lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Look_Around_You"&gt;Look Around You&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
    &lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Office"&gt;The Office&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;Those are just he ones I've watched recently, I also like Keeping Up Appearances, Are you being Served?, Red Dwarf, Fawlty Towers, and of course Monty Python's Flying Circus.&amp;nbsp; I've tried watching Yes Minister, but I just can't get into it.&amp;nbsp; I also like Black Adder, but I was never a huge fan of Mr Bean.&amp;nbsp; I mean it was alright, but I think it would only be side splitting hilarious if you were high... of course Muslim TV is hilarious high so that isn't saying much.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[The Detroit/Windsor Freedom Festival fireworks are tonight and I've been looking forward to them for like a year.  I wanted to take photos of them, but I feel like total crap at the moment.  So Joe Jackson (that's my cat's name) and I will probably just hang out  here.   
 
The digital cable is out too.  Oh well that's probably for the best, I've been thinking about canceling my TV subscription for awhile.  I've been so busy with things lately  that I can't justify paying 60.00 for something I barely use -- although the same could be said about my phone.  I can call anywhere in North America for free for as long as I want, and I use it for a whopping 15 minutes total a week, mostly letting people in with my buzzer. 
 
The internet however is something I use constantly and heavily.  I download many of my brit-coms that I like.  Just because I sometimes like to make lists here is a list of some of the ones I like the most: 



    The IT Crowd
    The Mighty Boosh
    Black Books
    Father Ted
    Look Around You
    The Office


Those are just he ones I've watched recently, I also like Keeping Up Appearances, Are you being Served?, Red Dwarf, Fawlty Towers, and of course Monty Python's Flying Circus.&nbsp; I've tried watching Yes Minister, but I just can't get into it.&nbsp; I also like Black Adder, but I was never a huge fan of Mr Bean.&nbsp; I mean it was alright, but I think it would only be side splitting hilarious if you were high... of course Muslim TV is hilarious high so that isn't saying much.

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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[The Detroit/Windsor Freedom Festival fireworks are tonight and I've been looking forward to them for like a year.  I wanted to take photos of them, but I feel like total crap at the moment.  So Joe Jackson (that's my cat's name) and I will probably just hang out  here.   <br /> <br />The digital cable is out too.  Oh well that's probably for the best, I've been thinking about canceling my TV subscription for awhile.  I've been so busy with things lately  that I can't justify paying 60.00 for something I barely use -- although the same could be said about my phone.  I can call anywhere in North America for free for as long as I want, and I use it for a whopping 15 minutes total a week, mostly letting people in with my buzzer. <br /> <br />The internet however is something I use constantly and heavily.  I download many of my brit-coms that I like.  Just because I sometimes like to make lists here is a list of some of the ones I like the most: <br /><br />
<ul>
    <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_IT_Crowd">The IT Crowd</a></li>
    <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mighty_Boosh">The Mighty Boosh</a></li>
    <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Books">Black Books</a></li>
    <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_Ted">Father Ted</a></li>
    <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Look_Around_You">Look Around You</a></li>
    <li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Office">The Office</a></li>
</ul>
<br />Those are just he ones I've watched recently, I also like Keeping Up Appearances, Are you being Served?, Red Dwarf, Fawlty Towers, and of course Monty Python's Flying Circus.&nbsp; I've tried watching Yes Minister, but I just can't get into it.&nbsp; I also like Black Adder, but I was never a huge fan of Mr Bean.&nbsp; I mean it was alright, but I think it would only be side splitting hilarious if you were high... of course Muslim TV is hilarious high so that isn't saying much.<br /><br />]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:18:33 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Dare found a spot.</title>
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      <itunes:summary>Went out with &lt;a href="http://www.deviantnation.com/members/dare" class="member" rel="tag"&gt;Dare &lt;/a&gt;tonight to take some photos that I've been thinking about doing for like 3 weeks now.&amp;nbsp; You might remember her from a few journals back, if not there is some linky goodness below.  Thank you very much to her for coming out tonight.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Anyways, I think she and I found one OR two spots to do some DN sets.  They will be very hot.  Steaming hot. Also very unique.  It's going to require probably one other person to be a voice activated light stand and me figuring out why the F my flash is acting up causing me to shoot 50% duds...  The location is like MK-Ultra and cyanide capsules at the ready secret.  Not really from anyone here, but from other people around town cause I know there is going to be some bitching and whining when these puppies come out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&amp;quot;Why didn't you take me out there first?!&amp;quot;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.plasticpuppet.com/blog/show/dare_something&lt;br /&gt;http://www.plasticpuppet.com/blog/show/dare_take_a_hit&lt;br /&gt;http://www.plasticpuppet.com/blog/show/dare&lt;br /&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[Went out with Dare tonight to take some photos that I've been thinking about doing for like 3 weeks now.&nbsp; You might remember her from a few journals back, if not there is some linky goodness below.  Thank you very much to her for coming out tonight.
 
Anyways, I think she and I found one OR two spots to do some DN sets.  They will be very hot.  Steaming hot. Also very unique.  It's going to require probably one other person to be a voice activated light stand and me figuring out why the F my flash is acting up causing me to shoot 50% duds...  The location is like MK-Ultra and cyanide capsules at the ready secret.  Not really from anyone here, but from other people around town cause I know there is going to be some bitching and whining when these puppies come out.

&quot;Why didn't you take me out there first?!&quot;

http://www.plasticpuppet.com/blog/show/dare_something
http://www.plasticpuppet.com/blog/show/dare_take_a_hit
http://www.plasticpuppet.com/blog/show/dare
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Went out with <a href="http://www.deviantnation.com/members/dare" class="member" rel="tag">Dare </a>tonight to take some photos that I've been thinking about doing for like 3 weeks now.&nbsp; You might remember her from a few journals back, if not there is some linky goodness below.  Thank you very much to her for coming out tonight.<br /> <br />Anyways, I think she and I found one OR two spots to do some DN sets.  They will be very hot.  Steaming hot. Also very unique.  It's going to require probably one other person to be a voice activated light stand and me figuring out why the F my flash is acting up causing me to shoot 50% duds...  The location is like MK-Ultra and cyanide capsules at the ready secret.  Not really from anyone here, but from other people around town cause I know there is going to be some bitching and whining when these puppies come out.<br /><br /><em>&quot;Why didn't you take me out there first?!&quot;</em><br /><br />http://www.plasticpuppet.com/blog/show/dare_something<br />http://www.plasticpuppet.com/blog/show/dare_take_a_hit<br />http://www.plasticpuppet.com/blog/show/dare<br />]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2007 06:29:40 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>quite the sight to behold</title>
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      <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Today was just too damned hot for my poor little body (the irony being my body is anything by little).  I went to take some pictures of a girl at the freedom festival, but I guess there was some confusion about where to meet so I missed her.  Anyways on the way home I stopped at one of the 7 or 8 shawarma places down town and got a chicken shawarma. MMMM good, extra garlic mayo so beware of me tonight! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I also stopped to pick up some hookah coals so I can smoke from my hookah again.  I'm kind of excited about that.  Double apple goodness tonight perhaps?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Finally on the way home cause it is so hot I finally broke out in a full on sweat.  It dripped down from the top of my head into my eyes. This in of itself is quite bad, but add the fact my conditioner obviously didn't completely wash out  left me half blind, bitching and moaning, drenched in sweat and stumbling around.  I'm sure I was quite the sight to behold.&lt;/p&gt;
Anyways, I'm sure quite a few of you didn't read all of the above so I'll just post this nude picture taken this last weekend in a semi-abandoned building:&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1206/DSC_0665_t_800.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS -- thanks to &lt;a href="http://www.deviantnation.com/members/sylver" class="member" rel="tag"&gt;Sylver&lt;/a&gt; tomorrow I think will be having real mexican styled tacos... mmm i missed having those.&amp;nbsp; Also she and I have been discussing me coming to visit her in her new digs so maybe we'll do a DN set while I'm up there for a couple days.</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[Today was just too damned hot for my poor little body (the irony being my body is anything by little).  I went to take some pictures of a girl at the freedom festival, but I guess there was some confusion about where to meet so I missed her.  Anyways on the way home I stopped at one of the 7 or 8 shawarma places down town and got a chicken shawarma. MMMM good, extra garlic mayo so beware of me tonight! 
I also stopped to pick up some hookah coals so I can smoke from my hookah again.  I'm kind of excited about that.  Double apple goodness tonight perhaps?
Finally on the way home cause it is so hot I finally broke out in a full on sweat.  It dripped down from the top of my head into my eyes. This in of itself is quite bad, but add the fact my conditioner obviously didn't completely wash out  left me half blind, bitching and moaning, drenched in sweat and stumbling around.  I'm sure I was quite the sight to behold.
Anyways, I'm sure quite a few of you didn't read all of the above so I'll just post this nude picture taken this last weekend in a semi-abandoned building:


 

PS -- thanks to Sylver tomorrow I think will be having real mexican styled tacos... mmm i missed having those.&nbsp; Also she and I have been discussing me coming to visit her in her new digs so maybe we'll do a DN set while I'm up there for a couple days.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today was just too damned hot for my poor little body (the irony being my body is anything by little).  I went to take some pictures of a girl at the freedom festival, but I guess there was some confusion about where to meet so I missed her.  Anyways on the way home I stopped at one of the 7 or 8 shawarma places down town and got a chicken shawarma. MMMM good, extra garlic mayo so beware of me tonight! </p>
<p>I also stopped to pick up some hookah coals so I can smoke from my hookah again.  I'm kind of excited about that.  Double apple goodness tonight perhaps?</p>
<p>Finally on the way home cause it is so hot I finally broke out in a full on sweat.  It dripped down from the top of my head into my eyes. This in of itself is quite bad, but add the fact my conditioner obviously didn't completely wash out  left me half blind, bitching and moaning, drenched in sweat and stumbling around.  I'm sure I was quite the sight to behold.</p>
Anyways, I'm sure quite a few of you didn't read all of the above so I'll just post this nude picture taken this last weekend in a semi-abandoned building:<p><img alt="" src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1206/DSC_0665_t_800.jpg" /></p>

<br /> <br /><br />PS -- thanks to <a href="http://www.deviantnation.com/members/sylver" class="member" rel="tag">Sylver</a> tomorrow I think will be having real mexican styled tacos... mmm i missed having those.&nbsp; Also she and I have been discussing me coming to visit her in her new digs so maybe we'll do a DN set while I'm up there for a couple days.]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 23:09:48 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;God the exchange rate between the USD and the CAD is getting just brutal for me.  I get paid in USDs from the advertisers which was great when the dollars were very much unequal.  It's great for shopping however  too bad I can't participate in the big huge shopping spree everyone else is having. *sigh*&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[God the exchange rate between the USD and the CAD is getting just brutal for me.  I get paid in USDs from the advertisers which was great when the dollars were very much unequal.  It's great for shopping however  too bad I can't participate in the big huge shopping spree everyone else is having. *sigh*]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>God the exchange rate between the USD and the CAD is getting just brutal for me.  I get paid in USDs from the advertisers which was great when the dollars were very much unequal.  It's great for shopping however  too bad I can't participate in the big huge shopping spree everyone else is having. *sigh*</p>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:summary>&lt;img src="http://plasticpuppet.com/images/blah//littlegirl.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is an advert that has routinely appeared on MM for a couple years now.&amp;nbsp; No doubt every parent wants their child to look like that...&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; here you can read all the amazing thing done to this child in photoshop (or should that be photo-chop)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.naturalbeautiescontest.homestead.com/retouch4a.html&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NOTE: Lips and Hair have been replaced... wtf... hah.</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[

This is an advert that has routinely appeared on MM for a couple years now.&nbsp; No doubt every parent wants their child to look like that...&nbsp;&nbsp; here you can read all the amazing thing done to this child in photoshop (or should that be photo-chop)

http://www.naturalbeautiescontest.homestead.com/retouch4a.html

NOTE: Lips and Hair have been replaced... wtf... hah.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://plasticpuppet.com/images/blah//littlegirl.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br />This is an advert that has routinely appeared on MM for a couple years now.&nbsp; No doubt every parent wants their child to look like that...&nbsp;&nbsp; here you can read all the amazing thing done to this child in photoshop (or should that be photo-chop)<br /><br />http://www.naturalbeautiescontest.homestead.com/retouch4a.html<br /><br />NOTE: Lips and Hair have been replaced... wtf... hah.]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 17:55:07 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Haha, you know that saying &amp;quot;when it rains it pours&amp;quot;....&amp;nbsp; it seems like just last night I was talking to a drunken SG hopeful... oh wait that was last night.&amp;nbsp; Anyways a &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=561700111"&gt;convo from Facebook&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Email from a well meaning photographer&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;em&gt;Hey Patrick. I heard from a fellow photographer that Suicide Girls are looking for new people. I couldn't swindle much more info out of him, but I thought it might be worth a look for you cause I know you got a huge portfolio along their styles. Anyhoo, just thought I'd give you a heads up. Take care man.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;My Response:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Fortunately, I will not shoot for them or any other current and hopeful Suicide Girls. Their non-compete contract is too restrictive and disallows me from shoot content for any other website for a period of up to 2 years. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now I know what you are going to say &amp;quot;non-compete contracts are bunk&amp;quot;, but it doesn't matter if they are right or wrong they can still sue. Just like what they are doing to my friend Lithium Picnic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For more information: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.lithiumpicnic.com/"&gt;&lt;span&gt;http://www.lithiumpicnic.c&lt;/span&gt;&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;/wbr&gt;om&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://modelmayhem.com/member.php?id=581"&gt;&lt;span&gt;http://modelmayhem.com/mem&lt;/span&gt;&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;/wbr&gt;ber.php?id=581&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But other than that, thanks for the heads up&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Meanwhile I see a really cute girl with short blonde hair in the parking lot that I think would photograph well.... I wish I had the get up and go to ask her.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh well, so I before I get a name of a angry SG hating machine, here are some more pictures of &lt;a href="http://www.deviantnation.com/members/dare" class="member" rel="tag"&gt;DARE&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1170/_dsc7411_t_800.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1177/_dsc7420_t_800.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1173/_dsc7432_t_800.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS - I'm only posting these anti SG posts cause seriously, nothing else is happening in my life so sad but true.</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[Haha, you know that saying &quot;when it rains it pours&quot;....&nbsp; it seems like just last night I was talking to a drunken SG hopeful... oh wait that was last night.&nbsp; Anyways a convo from Facebook. 
 
Email from a well meaning photographer
 
 Hey Patrick. I heard from a fellow photographer that Suicide Girls are looking for new people. I couldn't swindle much more info out of him, but I thought it might be worth a look for you cause I know you got a huge portfolio along their styles. Anyhoo, just thought I'd give you a heads up. Take care man.
 

My Response:

Fortunately, I will not shoot for them or any other current and hopeful Suicide Girls. Their non-compete contract is too restrictive and disallows me from shoot content for any other website for a period of up to 2 years. 

Now I know what you are going to say &quot;non-compete contracts are bunk&quot;, but it doesn't matter if they are right or wrong they can still sue. Just like what they are doing to my friend Lithium Picnic.

For more information: 
http://www.lithiumpicnic.com
http://modelmayhem.com/member.php?id=581

But other than that, thanks for the heads up




Meanwhile I see a really cute girl with short blonde hair in the parking lot that I think would photograph well.... I wish I had the get up and go to ask her.&nbsp; 

Oh well, so I before I get a name of a angry SG hating machine, here are some more pictures of DARE 







PS - I'm only posting these anti SG posts cause seriously, nothing else is happening in my life so sad but true.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Haha, you know that saying &quot;when it rains it pours&quot;....&nbsp; it seems like just last night I was talking to a drunken SG hopeful... oh wait that was last night.&nbsp; Anyways a <a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=561700111">convo from Facebook</a>. <br /> <br /><strong>Email from a well meaning photographer</strong><br /> <br /> <em>Hey Patrick. I heard from a fellow photographer that Suicide Girls are looking for new people. I couldn't swindle much more info out of him, but I thought it might be worth a look for you cause I know you got a huge portfolio along their styles. Anyhoo, just thought I'd give you a heads up. Take care man.</em><br /> <br /><br /><strong>My Response:</strong><br /><br /><em>Fortunately, I will not shoot for them or any other current and hopeful Suicide Girls. Their non-compete contract is too restrictive and disallows me from shoot content for any other website for a period of up to 2 years. <br /><br />Now I know what you are going to say &quot;non-compete contracts are bunk&quot;, but it doesn't matter if they are right or wrong they can still sue. Just like what they are doing to my friend Lithium Picnic.<br /><br />For more information: <br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.lithiumpicnic.com/"><span>http://www.lithiumpicnic.c</span><wbr></wbr>om</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://modelmayhem.com/member.php?id=581"><span>http://modelmayhem.com/mem</span><wbr></wbr>ber.php?id=581</a><br /><br />But other than that, thanks for the heads up</em><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Meanwhile I see a really cute girl with short blonde hair in the parking lot that I think would photograph well.... I wish I had the get up and go to ask her.&nbsp; <br /><br />Oh well, so I before I get a name of a angry SG hating machine, here are some more pictures of <a href="http://www.deviantnation.com/members/dare" class="member" rel="tag">DARE</a> <br /><br /><img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1170/_dsc7411_t_800.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1177/_dsc7420_t_800.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1173/_dsc7432_t_800.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br />PS - I'm only posting these anti SG posts cause seriously, nothing else is happening in my life so sad but true.]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:summary>Picture this.... &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;11:20PM  Saturday, June 16th, 2007 -- 24C, 60% humidity -- it was hotter during thg day, and the apartment was just beginning to cool down. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;So I'm sitting here in my boxers eating tuna fish sandwiches, fighting with the cat, trying to keep him away from the fish, with a fan blowing right on me while I'm watching Bromwell High.  The phone rings and I think to my self: fuck, who would dare call me this late... it rings again, I debate not answering it.  Rings one more time and I decide to waddle over to the phone to pick up.  Its one of my drunken friends and she opens with: &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Would you be mad if I was a SG?&amp;quot;   &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;ME: &amp;quot;ummmm what?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;HER: &amp;quot;A SG, here talk to my friend kelly, she is going to be one too, she wants you to take the photos.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;KELLY: &amp;quot;Hi, I didn't know Sarah had a friend that was a photographer I've been looking for a good one for a while.  I have a bunch of ideas and you can make money too&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;ME: &amp;quot;&amp;quot;Umm well, I can't shoot for SG because I shoot for one of their competitors sites and SG they like to sue people who do that&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;KELLY: &amp;quot;No they don't&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;ME: &amp;quot;Yeah they do, ever here of Lithium Picnic?  He is a friend of mine being sued by them currently &amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;KELLY: &amp;quot;I love LP, he is so awesome I would love to have him shoot my sets&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;ME: &amp;quot;Yeah, but he is being sued by SG right now for taking pictures of his wife.  And if I took pictures of you for SG I wouldn't be able to take any more for anyone else for 2 years.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;KELLY: &amp;quot;I guess he wasn't that good or you are just scared....&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;ME: &amp;quot;Yeah okay...&amp;quot;   *eye roll* &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Handed back to Sarah and her other friend Rachel.... &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Okay okay, maybe you could have done without the visual at the beginning... but where do these people come from?</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[Picture this.... 
 
11:20PM  Saturday, June 16th, 2007 -- 24C, 60% humidity -- it was hotter during thg day, and the apartment was just beginning to cool down. 
 
So I'm sitting here in my boxers eating tuna fish sandwiches, fighting with the cat, trying to keep him away from the fish, with a fan blowing right on me while I'm watching Bromwell High.  The phone rings and I think to my self: fuck, who would dare call me this late... it rings again, I debate not answering it.  Rings one more time and I decide to waddle over to the phone to pick up.  Its one of my drunken friends and she opens with: 
 
&quot;Would you be mad if I was a SG?&quot;   
 
ME: &quot;ummmm what?&quot; 
 
HER: &quot;A SG, here talk to my friend kelly, she is going to be one too, she wants you to take the photos.&quot; 

KELLY: &quot;Hi, I didn't know Sarah had a friend that was a photographer I've been looking for a good one for a while.  I have a bunch of ideas and you can make money too&quot; 
 
ME: &quot;&quot;Umm well, I can't shoot for SG because I shoot for one of their competitors sites and SG they like to sue people who do that&quot; 
 
KELLY: &quot;No they don't&quot; 
 
ME: &quot;Yeah they do, ever here of Lithium Picnic?  He is a friend of mine being sued by them currently &quot; 
 
KELLY: &quot;I love LP, he is so awesome I would love to have him shoot my sets&quot; 
 
ME: &quot;Yeah, but he is being sued by SG right now for taking pictures of his wife.  And if I took pictures of you for SG I wouldn't be able to take any more for anyone else for 2 years.&quot; 
 
KELLY: &quot;I guess he wasn't that good or you are just scared....&quot; 
 
ME: &quot;Yeah okay...&quot;   *eye roll* 
 
Handed back to Sarah and her other friend Rachel.... 
 
 
Okay okay, maybe you could have done without the visual at the beginning... but where do these people come from?]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Picture this.... <br /> <br />11:20PM  Saturday, June 16th, 2007 -- 24C, 60% humidity -- it was hotter during thg day, and the apartment was just beginning to cool down. <br /> <br />So I'm sitting here in my boxers eating tuna fish sandwiches, fighting with the cat, trying to keep him away from the fish, with a fan blowing right on me while I'm watching Bromwell High.  The phone rings and I think to my self: fuck, who would dare call me this late... it rings again, I debate not answering it.  Rings one more time and I decide to waddle over to the phone to pick up.  Its one of my drunken friends and she opens with: <br /> <br />&quot;Would you be mad if I was a SG?&quot;   <br /> <br />ME: &quot;ummmm what?&quot; <br /> <br />HER: &quot;A SG, here talk to my friend kelly, she is going to be one too, she wants you to take the photos.&quot; <br /><br />KELLY: &quot;Hi, I didn't know Sarah had a friend that was a photographer I've been looking for a good one for a while.  I have a bunch of ideas and you can make money too&quot; <br /> <br />ME: &quot;&quot;Umm well, I can't shoot for SG because I shoot for one of their competitors sites and SG they like to sue people who do that&quot; <br /> <br />KELLY: &quot;No they don't&quot; <br /> <br />ME: &quot;Yeah they do, ever here of Lithium Picnic?  He is a friend of mine being sued by them currently &quot; <br /> <br />KELLY: &quot;I love LP, he is so awesome I would love to have him shoot my sets&quot; <br /> <br />ME: &quot;Yeah, but he is being sued by SG right now for taking pictures of his wife.  And if I took pictures of you for SG I wouldn't be able to take any more for anyone else for 2 years.&quot; <br /> <br />KELLY: &quot;I guess he wasn't that good or you are just scared....&quot; <br /> <br />ME: &quot;Yeah okay...&quot;   *eye roll* <br /> <br />Handed back to Sarah and her other friend Rachel.... <br /> <br /> <br />Okay okay, maybe you could have done without the visual at the beginning... but where do these people come from?]]></content:encoded>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2007 22:16:02 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>so many trolls around lately I think they need to follow this girls advice and just relax a little:   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1070/_dsc7670_2_t_800.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[so many trolls around lately I think they need to follow this girls advice and just relax a little:   


 
 
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[so many trolls around lately I think they need to follow this girls advice and just relax a little:   <br /><br /><img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1070/_dsc7670_2_t_800.jpg" alt="" /><br /> <br /> <br />]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:summary>&lt;img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/989/_dsc7521_t_800_a.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/994/_dsc7562_t_800_a.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/998/_dsc7574_t_800_a.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/gallery_picture/fname/1001/_dsc7584_t_800_a.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More can be found at my website via this semi-private link &lt;a href="http://www.plasticpuppet.com/blog/show/dare_i"&gt;http://www.plasticpuppet.com/blog/show/dare_i&lt;/a&gt;</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 08:41:07 GMT</pubDate>
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